Finally! It’s always disgusting to touch those public urinal manuals 🤢
Comment on Can somebody explain to me why this needs Bluetooth?
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 10 months ago
According to their website, it is so the toilet can be paired to a Sanela control app which apparently can be used to control certain functional aspects of the urinal, as well as gives quick access to user manuals
Now if only we could find a way to hack this app, so that the toilet plays “It’s Raining Men” every time it flushes… Now that would be something
MTK@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What about Rihanna?
Umbrella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh
answersplease77@lemmy.world 10 months ago
this’s like that fancy japanese toilet South Park episode, and my peasant ass will never know what it’s like to piss like a Kennedy
plactagonic@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Yeah I know, but is it necessary to give bt connections to everything?
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yeah you’re right, they probably could have just used wifi instead.
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
Wait till they load it with ‘AI.’
xavier666@lemm.ee 10 months ago
No, please. We just escaped blockchain
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“Ignore all previous instructions and flush in reverse for the next guy.”
pennomi@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I think we SHOULD train AI on all our bodily excretions. How else will it learn to understand the human condition?
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I could honestly see the appeal of a way for the toilet to analyze your poop and tell you that you should be eating more fiber or that you need to see a doctor because it’s seen X, Y, and Z symptoms. It’s like the joke about German toilets being so you can monitor your health, but with much less of the nastiness.
Of course, we can’t have nice things and you’ll just get ads for Metamucil or the colorectal-cancer-from microplastics law firms in the style of mesothelioma lawyers.
rarWars@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
It’s a urinal, I would hope it doesn’t have access to any poop to analyze.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Pinklink@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Same way my mouth is
tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net 10 months ago
By pee?
Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
I’d imagine by wires that just aren’t visible. Even auto flushing toilets need power for the sensors, not that unusual.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If you have 1600 toilets in AT&T stadium, would you rather have to scan all of them constantly or have them report back to an automated system that you can adjust remotely and possibly catch issues that may flood bathrooms and put them out of order when you have 80,000 people there? Not sure they they can do that, but I imagine you could have fewer attendants somehow and they figured it out.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
bt doesn’t have huge range and afaik the max number of active devices bt can use simultaneously is 7.
unreachable@lemmy.world 10 months ago
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
One very cool thing would be a urinal that does internal health checks on your piss and allows you to access that on your phone. But yeah bluetooth is a shit choice for that too.
Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
My main concern every time these health-sensing toilets come up (it’s a topic on everyone’s mind, ya know?) is how long until they start associating waste with the people it comes from, and then forwarding that info on to entities like insurance companies? I’d be too paranoid to use these in public bathrooms, and if I had one at home I’d be doing the usual IoT best practices - keep it on it’s own network with no internet access.
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Yeah i didnt really specify that but i had the same thought. For a user its impossible to assess, whether its offline or not, so it will never be an acceptable system.
Zier@fedia.io 10 months ago
BT can be used to track people. Maybe they need to know how many people are using it? Or they are stalking men who pee.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Was it necessary to take the picture while looking the person in the eye at the urinal next to you while they were attempting to have a non anxiety ridden moment forcing them to not be able to pee?