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Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• CodexArcanum@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Shrödinger’s Roll

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It should be on a pivot so it always faces where youre pulling from

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    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Bastards incorporated!

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• Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What in the terrible photoshop I looking at.

  Why is there two gigantic rolls on the ground?

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Heavy days?

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  • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ve seen these. I know people who have them.

    It’s a tp holder with space for extra rolls.

    It’s made if wire and it sucks.

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• Asidonhopo@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bad design. Toilet paper not currently in use must be stored outside the bathroom so that it doesn’t become damp and musty from the humidity. As opposed to on the wet floor next to the dewy toilet. This is how you get a nasty fungal infection fyi

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  • CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    …Is your bathroom a swamp?

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      LOL my god, I was gonna say. OP apparently lacks a rudimentary immune system as well. Or, is shoving that tp way, way too deep. And leaving it there.

      My wife got me to install a bidet. Can’t remember to try it. Been 8-months, still forget.

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      • JCreazy@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You’ve had a bidet for 8 months and you have yet to experience its wonders?

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He lives in a hut in the rainforest maybe?

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  • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If the bathroom and toilet are “dewy” the bad design falls on the house itself.

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    • Asidonhopo@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      In hot, humid climates the toilet bowl itself will have condensation that sweats down the outside in my experience. YMMV

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      • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oooh. That makes more sense.

        In less humid/hot locations, this isn’t really an issue. The outside of the bowl is cold, but rarely collects condensation.

        The only way for it to get wet and create a problem is when guys have bad aim and don’t have the decency to sit down because of their bad aim.

        If you use the TP after that, you get what’s coming to you.

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  • constantokra@lemmy.one ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you have humidity problems in your bathroom, get a small electric dehumidifier. They’re less than 30 bucks and they’ll fix it right up.

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  • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Being in the general vicinity of mold won’t give you a fungal infection unless you don’t wash. I recommend against placing toilet paper directly inside your rectum or vagina, however.

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    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Or anyone else’s for that matter.

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      • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Username does not check out.

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    • theneverfox@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I recommend against placing toilet paper directly inside your rectum or vagina, however.

      I don’t understand. How do you use toilet paper?

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      • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m thinking that the poster means putting it entirely inside, like trying to clean the walls of a glass or pipe or something.

        IDK. I’m just some guy.

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      • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        In my case, external surfaces and creating a paper mache dong extension.

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