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• Sotuanduso@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ve had a bidet for years and never used it. The rest of my family does, but I have no interest.

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  • Captainvaqina@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It is far superior and unmeasurably more efficient.

    Actually you can measure it, by the amount you save on shit tickets.

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    • itsgoodtobeawake@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Eh, different strokes for different butts. I don’t see how having a wet/moist ass is more efficient. I have one, and don’t use it unless I’m particularly interested…in extra cleanliness. It’s not for everyone.

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      • null@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah, and why take a shower when you can just pat yourself down with paper towel?

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      • lone_faerie@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        If you step in dog poop, do you just wipe it off or do you wash your foot?

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    • Sotuanduso@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t like being wet, so I’d use about as much TP anyways. Maybe more.

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