Comment on Hard Out There For A Woman

• disorderly@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If you ever wrote a book I’d leave it on my coffee table as a conversation piece.

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• TipRing@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I had a friend like you once, if he was into a woman there was guaranteed something dreadfully wrong with her. Like this was an actual conversation:

  Friend (excited): I just started seeing her, she’s amazing! The best thing that’s ever happened to me! Me: Dude, the last to girlfriends you said that about ended up in jail. Friend: No it’s different this time, she’s cool! She’s a gamer, we like the same music, she’s super chill. Me: Ok dude, I’m happy for you.

  Two weeks later Me: Dude, you ok? You look pretty down. Friend: My girlfriend likes to get into throw down drunken brawls with strangers every weekend.

  But this friend was also a weirdness magnet in general.

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  • Malica@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Fight club crazy counts as crazy good in bed

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don’t think I’ve ever dated anyone violent, with myself or others. They usually just want me to piss inside them and stuff.

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    • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Just stay away from the nose and ears and you’re golden.

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      • terranoid@lemmy.cafe ⁨34⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        How about you mind your own garble garble garble business

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  • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That feel when no fight club gf

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    • AmyAye@nord.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “If this is your first date, you have to fight.”

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I need a legit survey of women who haven’t thought about this at least once.

  I’m convinced it’s half the appeal of oral sex. “I could be your last with a chomp and a twist, but you’re too horny to care”.

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