Comment on This Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Pee

MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• HappyCatLuvs_U@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So thankful the internet still says infinitely more hilarious and baffling things on a daily basis than AI could ever manage.

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• officermike@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  But what do you do now that there’s no queen?

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  • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Obviously the answer is to imagine Margaret Thatcher

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    • NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Jesus, they want to relax not to crack the porcelain.

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    • zebidiah@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Or…Musk, trump, clammy sam Altman and Wario amadim, Stephen Miller, Pete hegseth, 5/7 supreme Court justices, the Palantir creep, Jenson, jensons fucking jacket, that lying fucking cunt at the white House that always wears a stupid little fucking cross, all the other lying fucking cunts at the white House… Howard fucking lutnik, bibi, Putin,

      …this is a fun list! Who else did I miss?

      Jk Rowling, Andrew taint, the Kardashians, the Logan brothers and Mr Beast…

      Who else?

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      • MurderHobo@thelemmy.club ⁨4⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        Peter Thiel, Larry Ellison, the Indian dude constantly setting off my Microsoft Authenticator

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      • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Clive Palmer and Rupert Murdoch

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• FreshLight@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Thank you very much for sharing

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• syaochan@feddit.it ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t think this will help me, but thanks for the laugh

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• djdarren@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Are you Irish, by any chance?

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  • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nope I’m Dutch .

    Also y’all think I’m joking but I’m dead serious

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• socsa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  This is how I’m going to potty train my children. I’m sure it will work out fine.

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• hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I tried this, but got a boner instead

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• usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The Queen and peeing reminds me of this

  youtu.be/pdE83FX-Mto

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  • diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You think someone will follow a youtube link in the context of peeing on the queen’s face?

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    • teslekova@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Who wouldn’t?

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  • Vespair@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Pure cinema

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• Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  In the end she’ll be sitting there all pissy.

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• 87Six@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  One of those comments that comes like a slap in the face with a hand full of cold water, in the morning

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