But what do you do now that there’s no queen?
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MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I used to have this problem, but I somehow got over it by imagining to piss in the face of the queen of England. Something about unloading in her face while she’s sitting there all prissy like makes me laugh which relaxes my muscles enough to piss.
officermike@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 2 months ago
Obviously the answer is to imagine Margaret Thatcher
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 2 months ago
Jesus, they want to relax not to crack the porcelain.
zebidiah@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Or…Musk, trump, clammy sam Altman and Wario amadim, Stephen Miller, Pete hegseth, 5/7 supreme Court justices, the Palantir creep, Jenson, jensons fucking jacket, that lying fucking cunt at the white House that always wears a stupid little fucking cross, all the other lying fucking cunts at the white House… Howard fucking lutnik, bibi, Putin,
…this is a fun list! Who else did I miss?
Jk Rowling, Andrew taint, the Kardashians, the Logan brothers and Mr Beast…
Who else?
MurderHobo@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
Peter Thiel, Larry Ellison, the Indian dude constantly setting off my Microsoft Authenticator
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 2 months ago
Clive Palmer and Rupert Murdoch
fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 2 months ago
Baseball, cold showers, baseball, cold showers.
Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!
djdarren@piefed.social 2 months ago
Are you Irish, by any chance?
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Nope I’m Dutch .
Also y’all think I’m joking but I’m dead serious
fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 2 months ago
No one would ever joke about being Dutch.
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
So why not think about the king of the Netherlands/Belgium?
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I tried this, but got a boner instead
olafurp@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is what I stay on Lemmy for
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
The Queen and peeing reminds me of this
diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
You think someone will follow a youtube link in the context of peeing on the queen’s face?
teslekova@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Who wouldn’t?
Vespair@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Pure cinema
syaochan@feddit.it 2 months ago
I don’t think this will help me, but thanks for the laugh
Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
In the end she’ll be sitting there all pissy.
87Six@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
One of those comments that comes like a slap in the face with a hand full of cold water, in the morning
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Thank you very much for sharing
yoru77@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
tenor.com/…/gem-alert-gem-magnifying-glass-magnif…
What is opposite of this image/gif? That’s how I feel rn
socsa@piefed.social 2 months ago
This is how I’m going to potty train my children. I’m sure it will work out fine.
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Keep em’ away from posh elderly ladies otherwise there’s gonna be lawsuits out the wazzoo.
HappyCatLuvs_U@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So thankful the internet still says infinitely more hilarious and baffling things on a daily basis than AI could ever manage.
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Why do you think this couldn’t have been written by AI?