“I showed this to my mother and she says that you need to eat more. Something about child bearing hips. My dad wants to know who fitted your mirror?
Btw, nice tits”
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morrowind@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Fellas help me out with that Lemmyrizz, what is the appropriate response if a girl sends you this
D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
100%
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 day ago
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Absurd could be taken the wrong way though
brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
“The back of your head is ridiculous!”
Leg@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Let your eyeballs pop out of your head, your tongue unfurl onto the floor, your heart beat through your chest and spring back inside, all while either howling, whistling, or going with the classic “YEAH, BABY!”
This has worked for me literally every single time.
papalonian@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I usually drop to my hands and knees, panting with my tongue out and banging a fist on the floor.
too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Tasteful bulge pic. No shirt, boxer briefs with an obvious half chub.
Unless they have a great sense of humor, then it’s the opposite. Donald Ducking with a throbbing erection and a thumbs up.
I also like to do dick cleavage. Pull boxers down so the base of the shaft is showing.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 day ago
Are you referencing the Donald Duck dick pic from John Oliver’s Last Week Tonight?
Cartoon NSFW
Yes, drakes do have corkscrew penises
yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
Surely that isn’t anatomically accurate, is it?
Also, do ducks even have balls?
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 day ago
No, it isn’t. Ducks usually have smaller eyeballs and no clothes. Their testicles are internal.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Pro-tip for the final stages: most phones can do slow-mo for grand moments you’d like to capture.
I don’t normally share my secret recipes.
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
You say ‘hubba hubba’.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 day ago
"Better switch to a messaging app with end-to-end encryption if you want to share pictures like this signal.org/install"