Comment on brains on autopilot

morrowind@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  "Better switch to a messaging app with end-to-end encryption if you want to share pictures like this signal.org/install"

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• D_C@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “I showed this to my mother and she says that you need to eat more. Something about child bearing hips. My dad wants to know who fitted your mirror?
  Btw, nice tits”

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  • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    100%

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• Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Absurd could be taken the wrong way though

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    • brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      “The back of your head is ridiculous!”

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• Leg@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Let your eyeballs pop out of your head, your tongue unfurl onto the floor, your heart beat through your chest and spring back inside, all while either howling, whistling, or going with the classic “YEAH, BABY!”

  This has worked for me literally every single time.

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  • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I usually drop to my hands and knees, panting with my tongue out and banging a fist on the floor.

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• too_high_for_this@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Tasteful bulge pic. No shirt, boxer briefs with an obvious half chub.

  Unless they have a great sense of humor, then it’s the opposite. Donald Ducking with a throbbing erection and a thumbs up.

  I also like to do dick cleavage. Pull boxers down so the base of the shaft is showing.

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  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Are you referencing the Donald Duck dick pic from John Oliver’s Last Week Tonight?

    Cartoon NSFW

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    Yes, drakes do have corkscrew penises

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    • yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Surely that isn’t anatomically accurate, is it?

      Also, do ducks even have balls?

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      • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        No, it isn’t. Ducks usually have smaller eyeballs and no clothes. Their testicles are internal.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Pro-tip for the final stages: most phones can do slow-mo for grand moments you’d like to capture.

    I don’t normally share my secret recipes.

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• Peppycito@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You say ‘hubba hubba’.

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