Comment on Drinking water is for the weak

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You spelled makes you immune to physical attack wrong

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  • hypnicjerk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    just stay away from matches

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    • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You wanna match? My face and your ass, how about that, friend? … I mean, your face and my ass!

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  • mig@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Corpses are fairly immune to physical attack.

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    • IratePirate@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      snaps dried-up arm off like a twig from a dead tree

      Nope. Nope, they aren’t.

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      • JackTea@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        The key point is you aren’t attacking so much as breaking apart a body. You have to be afraid of being hurt. They don’t care. They’re dead. Coincidentally I don’t care. Wait. Am I dead?

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    • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      - your lawyer faints, and the judge spits out their water -

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Can’t bleed put if your blood has the viscosity of axle grease

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    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Exactly

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• UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I was always taught that, generally, 3 days without water = death.

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  • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    i think depends on weather, hot and dry can kill you faster than that

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    • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Weather : 🇫🇷

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  • starik@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    How painful would it be?

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    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      bigthink.com/…/gruesome-death-macabre-science-deh…

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      • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Well that’s certainly a URL

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• toynbee@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  My dad went into a coma after two strokes. I had recently learned the “three minutes without oxygen, three days without water, three weeks without food” thing. Per his documented wishes, no attempt was made to keep him going. I was astounded at how long he kept breathing. Every day I expected to wake up to a message saying that he had died, but he just kept going. (He did eventually die but it took a lot longer than anticipated.)

  My mom experienced end stage renal disease. She stated that she could feel herself mentally deteriorating and had no hope of improving in the future. She chose to take herself off of dialysis. Five days into that week she also went into a coma. Two days later she was dead.

  Sorry. I had a point I was trying to make (lack of intake can hurt you but the details vary) but I got distracted.

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  • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Terrible things to have to go through. I hope you are doing OK.

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    • toynbee@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Thank you. Both messed with me for a while, but both were a while ago. I’m okay now.

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• ImWaitingForRetcons@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Assuming he doesn’t abstain from water-containing foods, he might live longer

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• Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  at least he will become like beef jerky meat.

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