Comment on In a alternative universe a wife said no to her husbands request

• Johanno@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The cylinder must not be harmed

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  • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My dick isn’t big enough to harm a pringles can.

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• Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Use name checks out

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• ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The world is ending you can just buy a toy

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  • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why buy a toy when you can build a partner. Put googly eyes on the pringles man and watch them roll back as he takes it.

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    • llamapocalypse@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What a horrible day to be literate

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      • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Well, they wouldn’t need to put googly eyes on him, if the company didn’t take the joy, and whimsy out of his eyes.

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  • turtlesareneat@piefed.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A set of $13 silicone fuck rings have me coming like I’m 15 again, highly recommend getting the toys.

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    • marlowe221@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Go on…

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• Jtee@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Your uhhh, Username checks out.

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• osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Please report back with the results

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• crank0271@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pay close attention to the orientation of those scrubber sponges.

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