To be fair they said “5 minuts” but did not give a number of shots.
“s” implies at least 2, leaving some wiggle room that they where not accustomed to strong liquor and had trouble getting It down. 2 of them because they underestimate the effect of just one.
sundray@lemmus.org 1 day ago
If I knew my date hand just taken five shots in short order the first thing I’d probably ask them is, “Can I call you a cab?”
Siethron@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m not a cab… YOUR A CAB… whatsh werz we tulking abit
tomiant@piefed.social 14 hours ago
I’d go shot for shot with her and we’d have a fucking blast.
Bunch of fucking virgins in here.
stringere@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
It wasn’t until I got clean that I came to understand that non-alcoholocs don’t see drinking as a competitive activity.
Good luck, I hope it never gets bad for you but that’s usually a question of when, not if.
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Every girl I’ve ever known who tried 5 shots of vodka was crying by 3 and throwing up while taking #5.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What if you had also taken five shots?
The plot thickens.
sundray@lemmus.org 1 day ago
In that case I’d be too busy laughing at my own jokes to do anything useful.
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Hippocrates
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
Sounds like that short video series with the guy from Silicon Valley.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Nerd!
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sundray@lemmus.org 1 day ago
🤓 !