Expanding spray foam insulation oughta do the trick
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mrmisses@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Just find the air intakes and get creative
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Wilco@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Fart spray then foam.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Devious. It’s perfect.
defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
What’s your favorite idea?
Mine is being creative.
Fetus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Green is not a creative colour.
read_desert@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
OMG flashbacks to those skits
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Once we liberate the animals from the factory farms we load up dump trucks filled with manure and bury them alive in it. Asphyxiate on the fumes of a few tons of chicken shit or drown in it, idc.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I like this one.
Just cover critical areas in a literal metric ton of shit.
… Also, if they’re using thermal cameras, random mountains of shit popping up could actually work as a kind of concealment, or confuse them.
Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Fart
toiletobserver@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
crazycraw@crazypeople.online 2 weeks ago
this guy stink bombs
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s funny, but I can’t imagine someone spending all that money on a bunker without a positive air pressure system thats intake has NBC filters, solvent filters, etc. It’d be like shelling out thousands building a gaming rig with a 480i, monochrome, CRT monitor.
stevestevesteve@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You can’t imagine someone like Elon musk or Donald Trump getting a critical feature wrong ?
fartographer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hi
Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Oh shit we’re doomed
fartographer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
- my dad when I was born
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Well, the problem will be their perimeter security.
You’d essentially be treated as a VBIED, and lit the fuck up by assault rifles and/or swarms of suicide drones.
So… you could maybe attempt the ‘killdozer’ strategy…
Or, you could try low visibilty / high mobility.
Motorcycle, fuck maybe even an E-Bike, and hand made thermite charges.
Shitty thermite is really not that hard to make.
If you got through either AP Chem or a first year of Chem classes at Uni, and you can read the wikipedia page for thermite, you can probably figure it out. Also not that hard to figure out how to ignite it. Sparkle sparkle!
Just melt the air vents.
For further creativity, either wait for or stage nearby distractions.
And then have a very thorough plan to completely fucking vanish.
redsand@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
If they’re in bunkers the FBI isn’t helping. Society has collapsed. Cut utilities and destroy generators from afar. You can trebuchet tar balls, rocks, anfo, napalm, whatever to deal with remaining resistance. Or yeah killdozer, they’re unlikely to have anything more than .50BMG and construction equipment is fleet keyed.
sundray@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
How much glitter can a HEPA filter hold?
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Enough to be faaaaaaaaabulous!!!
WereCat@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
How much surmstrong can it block?
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Heh, are you trying to say Surströmming?
WereCat@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
yes