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mrmisses@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How much glitter can a HEPA filter hold?

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  • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Enough to be faaaaaaaaabulous!!!

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  • WereCat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How much surmstrong can it block?

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    • HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Heh, are you trying to say Surströmming?

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      • WereCat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        yes

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• wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Expanding spray foam insulation oughta do the trick

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  • Wilco@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fart spray then foam.

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    • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Devious. It’s perfect.

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• defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What’s your favorite idea?

  Mine is being creative.

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  • Fetus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Green is not a creative colour.

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    • read_desert@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      OMG flashbacks to those skits

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  • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Once we liberate the animals from the factory farms we load up dump trucks filled with manure and bury them alive in it. Asphyxiate on the fumes of a few tons of chicken shit or drown in it, idc.

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I like this one.

      Just cover critical areas in a literal metric ton of shit.

      … Also, if they’re using thermal cameras, random mountains of shit popping up could actually work as a kind of concealment, or confuse them.

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• Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fart

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  • toiletobserver@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thioacetone

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    • crazycraw@crazypeople.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      this guy stink bombs

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s funny, but I can’t imagine someone spending all that money on a bunker without a positive air pressure system thats intake has NBC filters, solvent filters, etc. It’d be like shelling out thousands building a gaming rig with a 480i, monochrome, CRT monitor.

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      • stevestevesteve@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You can’t imagine someone like Elon musk or Donald Trump getting a critical feature wrong ?

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  • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hi

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    • Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh shit we’re doomed

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      • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        - my dad when I was born

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well, the problem will be their perimeter security.

  You’d essentially be treated as a VBIED, and lit the fuck up by assault rifles and/or swarms of suicide drones.

  So… you could maybe attempt the ‘killdozer’ strategy…

  Or, you could try low visibilty / high mobility.

  Motorcycle, fuck maybe even an E-Bike, and hand made thermite charges.

  Shitty thermite is really not that hard to make.

  If you got through either AP Chem or a first year of Chem classes at Uni, and you can read the wikipedia page for thermite, you can probably figure it out. Also not that hard to figure out how to ignite it. Sparkle sparkle!

  Just melt the air vents.

  For further creativity, either wait for or stage nearby distractions.

  And then have a very thorough plan to completely fucking vanish.

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  • redsand@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If they’re in bunkers the FBI isn’t helping. Society has collapsed. Cut utilities and destroy generators from afar. You can trebuchet tar balls, rocks, anfo, napalm, whatever to deal with remaining resistance. Or yeah killdozer, they’re unlikely to have anything more than .50BMG and construction equipment is fleet keyed.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  www.youtube.com/shorts/uT_nSACr6K4

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