Comment on Motion of the ocean n all that

ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  And a bellybutton

  Which implies that god was birthed

  So, by whom?

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  • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    A big fat giant turtle, man.

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    • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Careful of those elephants, though. They have a temper

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• backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Can God create a penis so heavy he can’t lift it?

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  • FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    How do you think I got this hawg?

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  • imadethis@fedinsfw.app ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    There’s a much better question to be asked about such a particular organ. :D

    And the answer, for me (for humans), is no.

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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Great, now im thinking about god’s hot juicy cock again

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  • hydrogen@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    „again“? 😂

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• ytg@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  According to the theology of some Christian denominations (I can’t remember which, exactly), the answer is yes.

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• Kwiila@slrpnk.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Image search “Yahweh and his Asherah”. Back when he was chill, Him and his best bud barely had a complete outfit between them. (Then his gf/sis ran off with his buddy, and the rest is human history /jk.)

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• groet@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  And if he does … why? What does he do with it? As the single existence in the universe before genesis. Its a sexual organ. Who/what does he have sex with? Does god masturbate all day?

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  • lauha@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    As a God’s image, I know that he masturbates all day every day.

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  • Saprophyte@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    He has sex with Asherah. They crested other gods together.

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    • HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Sound Old Testamenty?

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      • Saprophyte@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Very close, she was a caananite goddess, which is where Israel/Palestine would be today. She was the consort of Yahweh historically, but very infrequently mentioned in the Tanakh. There are a lot of theories about her being edited out when judaism became a monotheistic religion. Not a lot of that supported in history, which obviously would happen if she was edited out and many of the previous copies were destroyed. Either way, fun conspiracy theory.

        brewminate.com/asherah-ancient-canaanite-mother-g…

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Was that not what manna was in the Old Testament? Drops of “Oh Yeahway”?

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      God, can’t we PLEASE eat something else for once!?

      “lol no look out here cums more”

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  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    He just use his alt-account Zeus and
    Image

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