Comment on Motion of the ocean n all that

arctanthrope@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The Serpent actually was Adams penis and I have no idea where I’m going with this.

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  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Neither did the drug addict who wrote Genesis

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    • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hey now!

      There were at least three drug addicts!

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      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        And they couldn’t dance.

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      • Janx@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Hank…?

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  • ragingHungryPanda@piefed.keyboardvagabond.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The serpent did in fact tempt them with the idea of things they’d never experienced before

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And led to the curse of painful childbirth.

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  • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But does the serpent eat you out, Eve?

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• Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Trouser snake?

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  • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fumbles… it was always Fumbles.

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• OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And, at least biblically speaking, there would have been horses somewhere around at the time.

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  • SavinDWhales@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Were there sheep as well?

    "No. I said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Ewe!"

    • God, probably

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