Trouser snake?
Comment on Motion of the ocean n all that
arctanthrope@lemmy.world 6 days ago
the biggest human penis on earth. maybe the Serpent was packing
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 days ago
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 6 days ago
Fumbles… it was always Fumbles.
OwOarchist@pawb.social 6 days ago
And, at least biblically speaking, there would have been horses somewhere around at the time.
SavinDWhales@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Were there sheep as well?
"No. I said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Ewe!"
- God, probably
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 6 days ago
The Serpent actually was Adams penis and I have no idea where I’m going with this.
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Neither did the drug addict who wrote Genesis
sundray@lemmus.org 6 days ago
Hey now!
There were at least three drug addicts!
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 days ago
And they couldn’t dance.
Janx@piefed.social 6 days ago
Hank…?
ragingHungryPanda@piefed.keyboardvagabond.com 6 days ago
The serpent did in fact tempt them with the idea of things they’d never experienced before
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 days ago
And led to the curse of painful childbirth.
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 5 days ago
But does the serpent eat you out, Eve?