Comment on Need a AI update

• Fetus@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Download (and print) a knife

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• disorderly@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The incredibly silly true answer is that the software industry’s love for “deploy early, deploy often” has led to all embedded devices shipping with over-the-air (OTA) update support even when it barely makes sense. The earliest units of a given product run will ship with a minimally viable product build that has lots of bugs, but solid OTA.

  Fun anecdote: I had a TV backlight die after about 3 years, and the root cause was a shitty embedded app that incorrectly regulated the voltage for the LED strips.

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• Brkdncr@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  How would it vibrate without wpa3 support?

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• mycodesucks@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It doesn’t…

  But the kind of people who are impressed by a vibrating knife are also likely to be impressed by the ability to update firmware. They don’t know what firmware DOES, they just know it’s modern.

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  • akwd169@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I can hear this image

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• KraeuterRoy@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Don’t you think it would vastly improve your stabbing experience if the knife could vibrate the Halloween theme while you’re at it?

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’d want it to whistle a spooky tune like a theremin.

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• IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  maybe scientists discovered new frequencies?

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  • hardcoreufo@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yup its vibrating in the wigglehertz range.

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  To show you ads, of course. Duh.

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• Tetragrade@leminal.space ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  data gathering

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• SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Different frequency and patters provide different results.

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• msage@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  To fix all the RCE bugs, of course!

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  they updated it so it also vibrates in rgb

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s what she said.

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• HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Motor with an eccentric shaft?

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