Comment on Get in the AI cube
karashta@piefed.social 1 day ago
Are we compressed into the gigantic meat cube mechanically or are we assimilated into it like the Borg assimilate species?
I think you just start pitching people in, and the compression happens naturally as the people pile up.
Good news though. Without using any math or science, my AI determined that the people at the bottom will be under enough heat and pressure to become oil, or diamonds or both. Just put a spigot at the bottom so we don’t lose that economic value in the bodies of the people we’ve systematically crushed to fund our lavish extravagant lifestyle.
Obviously, I will be one of the top people, so at first thought, who cares… but on 2nd thought, I don’t want to end up swimming in oil.
It’s a sort of human pyramid meets human centipede.
I think you just walk into the fluidic solid walls, like the Homer into the bushes gif, except face first, where you are slowly enveloped by the acceptance of the warm loving collective.
You’re run through a grinder to join the mega-meatball.
Even though those are very different procedures, I fail to see how the outcome could be any different.
I believe the first step would be dehydration.
Both.
Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Everyone gets a 1’x1’x6’ cell to luxuriate in. If my memory serves…
bold_atlas@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
$4,000-8,000/month.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Weve got room for whole other 2/3rds of a person in here
youtube.com/shorts/j1vACtdEpwg
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 day ago
If it’s serving lasagna, I’m in. I haven’t had good lasagna in years.
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The cube is the lasagna.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Be the lasagna you want to see in the world.
Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 1 day ago
We got a beef and short rib lasagna from costco the other day that was straight up decent
humanspiral@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Pretty sure that’s feet not meters :( I demand a bicycle camper’s worth of space, or I vote, strenuously object, against this.
arrow74@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
So if we double the cube we can have a 2’ x 2’ × 12’ space? That might be better than some NYC apartments already
Corngood@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Check out the high ceilings in these luxury cubes