Comment on NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is it just me or does this seem tremendously unlikely and easy to prevent?

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  • halcyoncmdr@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The chances of a solar particle hitting your RAM and causing a bit to flip are tremendously unlikely as well, but there’s hardware made to prevent that from happening (I realize ECC does more than that).

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  • sapetoku@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean, do female astronauts/cosmonauts regularly float naked in the space station?

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• saltnotsugar@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I propose funding for an aerospace cock sock that could keep everyone safe from stray nut.

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  • amateurcrastinator@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nut allergies strike again!

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    • amateurcrastinator@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Stroke?

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    • Fmstrat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not long ago I learned nut allergies aren’t really a thing anymore. theguardian.com/…/peanut-allergies-declining-chil…

      Bam. Fun fact.

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      • amateurcrastinator@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Awesome! Thank you for this!

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  • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    All of the greatest inventions which revolutionized key aspects of our daily lives have begun in aerospace engineering.

    Pens that write upside down. Ice cream that doesn’t melt. Cock socks that don’t leak and are easy to clean.

    This is why we fund NASA!

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• Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The NASA ScRoTE. Self-contained Repository of Testicular Ejaculate.

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  • ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Receptacle*

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• Sho@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  These guys never heard of a “posh-wank?”

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  • saltnotsugar@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I never beat my meat at Oxford. What’s a posh-wank?

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    • Grabthar@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      A wank whilst wearing a condom

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    • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      With a condom is what I have heard. Expensive hence posh I guess!

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    • Sho@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Jacking it with a condom on

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s when you eat your cum so you don’t have to clean up right?

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    • Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thats just normal recycling

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    • dangercake@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah but you have a side salad with it

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    • spirinolas@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s a normal wank…er…right? Right?

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    • Sho@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not exactly haha…its when you jack it with a condom on

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      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Jack what?

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  • pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I could Google it but I’d rather hear it from you since, no, I have never heard of a posh-wank.

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• Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Have they actually done a fluid simulation, I still hold the position you can’t bukake in space or microgravity as it where

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Semen isn’t gravity fed so I don’t think the lack of it would make a difference.

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    • Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Idk I think semen can have a little gravity, as a treat

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