Comment on Most legible scottish person

• Zagorath@aussie.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  To assist:

  • Lesbo: short for lesbian
  • Pish: an expression of frustration
  • Bangin’: hot
  • nd: and
  • ye: you
  • am no: I’m not
  • tae: to
  • yer: your
  • pal: friend
  • shag: have sex with

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  • punkwalrus@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I got all of that except “shag ye x,” because it sounds like “shah (fuck) you x,” where “x” is the subject that is a bit vague. Like, “I’m trying to shag you, love?” or “Fuck your ex,” as in, the lady person you broke up with?

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    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “x” is a kiss, used as an informal “yours truly” in British English digital correspondence

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      • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Wait, I thought ‘x’ was hug and ‘o’ was kiss. Have I been wrong all these years??

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    • Zagorath@aussie.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I could be wrong, but I thought the x at the end was just a cutesy sign-off. Like “xoxo” type of thing.

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    • ZeroTHM@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Pretty sure it’s the x in “xoxo”, the old convention for hugs and kisses.

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      • TSG_Asmodeus@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        xoxo… the old convention for hugs and kisses.

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• x4740N@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  As a native English speaker I nearly got a stroke trying to figure out what it said

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  • cmbabul@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I had to imagine Karen Gillian saying it

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    • Xanvial@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oi

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    • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Mine was Fern Brady!

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      • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh, new comedian unlocked! Yes!

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• ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  As a native English speaker, me too.

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• ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Should watch still game

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The Scottish pensioner is what?

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    • lseif@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      it’s not a contraction, it’s possession.

      the Scottish pensioner’s [dialogue]

      where the last word is omitted for brevity

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      • hoshikarakitaridia@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I never knew you can just omit such key words.

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  • KnightontheSun@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I unabashedly used subs and thoroughly enjoyed the entire series. Top ten comedies in my book and I am olde.

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    • ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Personally father ted takes the cake in my books I’ve still got father Jack Hacketts wise words ingrained into my head

      • drink feck arse girls

      .such words of poetry such words of expression these words are moving pieces of poetry

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