Comment on dyk

• Soulg@ani.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If that’s actually the reason then I must be doing pretty good mentally because it would’ve taken me a while to think of that, not a “we all know because it’s obvious” tier thing

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  • teyrnon@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Shit post indeed.

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• flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s mechanically difficult for women to do it since corpses don’t have blood flow. Much more creativity needed.

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  • trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh hey, that reminds me of Karen Greenlee

    nsfw

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    • bluesheep@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      you’d have to be there I guess

      I would prefer not thanks Karen

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Cool, can I unread that now

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      • Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Sorry, now you’ll inadvertently think of it every time you see a morgue.

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  • RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    inflate it with an air pump

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    • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Or, tie it off and inject it with saline. More, um, life-like that way.

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  • lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t they have machines for pumping fluids through veins? Seems like that would be useful in that situation…

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  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They could have girldick, you dunno.

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• AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Except when theyre not, get traumatized, and become an amazing lead vocalist for a world famous nü metal band…

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