Thatās gonna be weird during sex
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TheTechnician27@lemmy.world āØ14ā© āØhoursā© ago
You get paid $5000 per day for the rest of your life (matching inflation), but the American Kitchen Nightmares editors get to omnisciently and in real time control the sound effects in your life. Only you hear them, but you can never tune them out. Do you accept?
LiveLM@lemmy.zip āØ13ā© āØhoursā© ago
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world āØ13ā© āØhoursā© ago
Youāll just have to turn up the volume on Cbat.
ninjabard@lemmy.world āØ7ā© āØhoursā© ago
Derpenheim@lemmy.zip āØ11ā© āØhoursā© ago
You pull it out, ready to go. She pulls out hers, and its bigger. kitchen nightmares sus sound effect plays
scytale@piefed.zip āØ13ā© āØhoursā© ago
I donāt watch the show. What kind of sounds/music are we dealing with here?
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world āØ12ā© āØhoursā© ago
Hereās an exaggerated tasting platter for you. Iāll add that itās not that exaggerated (except for the boom at 1:36; I never heard that in the show).
scytale@piefed.zip āØ11ā© āØhoursā© ago
Not the gonna lie, if the ominous music goes off BEFORE I make a mistake or do something dumb in my everyday life, it would actually be helpful lol.
Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus āØ11ā© āØhoursā© ago
Damn, even if it plays while the shit hits the fan it would be pretty helpful - iām not the best at reading social cues.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world āØ14ā© āØhoursā© ago
Absolutely.
diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com āØ14ā© āØhoursā© ago
If I can block the sounds by wearing headphones I would take it in a heartbeat but even if I cant block them, well, I would still do it because I have tinnitus š¤·
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world āØ13ā© āØhoursā© ago
Itās a purely psychological thing inside your brain; it will cut through the tinnitus. You canāt loophole your way around it; you have to hear the sounds at the same noticeable volume a person with normal hearing would.
diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com āØ13ā© āØhoursā© ago
I guess, I ll suffer with the money and wipe my tears with it. š„²
ayyy@sh.itjust.works āØ8ā© āØhoursā© ago
Yes I want a home in California big enough for a family. I donāt see any other way of accomplishing that.
chuckleslord@lemmy.world āØ13ā© āØhoursā© ago
I guess Iāll just cry through the sound effects with the $1.8 million dollars a year Iāll have.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world āØ13ā© āØhoursā© ago
waterphone intensifies as you dab your tears with $100 bills
Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com āØ7ā© āØhoursā© ago
Only about $1.2 million after taxes though.