Comment on Little Surprise 🎥

TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I guess I’ll just cry through the sound effects with the $1.8 million dollars a year I’ll have.

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  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    waterphone intensifies as you dab your tears with $100 bills

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  • Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Only about $1.2 million after taxes though.

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    • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Can I invoice them from my LLC instead of taking out a salary?

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• LiveLM@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s gonna be weird during sex

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  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’ll just have to turn up the volume on Cbat.

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    • ninjabard@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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  • Derpenheim@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You pull it out, ready to go. She pulls out hers, and its bigger. kitchen nightmares sus sound effect plays

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  • cows_are_underrated@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Do it like me and just dont find a partner. Problem solved.

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  • Stamau123@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    violin sting

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• scytale@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t watch the show. What kind of sounds/music are we dealing with here?

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  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Here’s an exaggerated tasting platter for you. I’ll add that it’s not that exaggerated (except for the boom at 1:36; I never heard that in the show).

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    • scytale@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not the gonna lie, if the ominous music goes off BEFORE I make a mistake or do something dumb in my everyday life, it would actually be helpful lol.

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      • Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Damn, even if it plays while the shit hits the fan it would be pretty helpful - i’m not the best at reading social cues.

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    • Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I wasn’t sure what the deal was until I saw this and was inclined to say no but now I’m sold, I don’t even want the money.

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• WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Absolutely.

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• diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If I can block the sounds by wearing headphones I would take it in a heartbeat but even if I cant block them, well, I would still do it because I have tinnitus 🤷

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  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s a purely psychological thing inside your brain; it will cut through the tinnitus. You can’t loophole your way around it; you have to hear the sounds at the same noticeable volume a person with normal hearing would.

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    • diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I guess, I ll suffer with the money and wipe my tears with it. 🥲

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• ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yes I want a home in California big enough for a family. I don’t see any other way of accomplishing that.

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• Feathercrown@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  waterphone noise

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• kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  How about I reach out to the editors and offer them 80% of that money to not play any sound effects? Though the interpretation of the editors in question being humans implies they will still know everything about my life in realtime, and I’m not sure I’d take that kind of sacrifice

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