Thatâs gonna be weird during sex
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TheTechnician27@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
You get paid $5000 per day for the rest of your life (matching inflation), but the American Kitchen Nightmares editors get to omnisciently and in real time control the sound effects in your life. Only you hear them, but you can never tune them out. Do you accept?
LiveLM@lemmy.zip âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Youâll just have to turn up the volume on Cbat.
ninjabard@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Derpenheim@lemmy.zip âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
You pull it out, ready to go. She pulls out hers, and its bigger. kitchen nightmares sus sound effect plays
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Do it like me and just dont find a partner. Problem solved.
Stamau123@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
violin sting
scytale@piefed.zip âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
I donât watch the show. What kind of sounds/music are we dealing with here?
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Hereâs an exaggerated tasting platter for you. Iâll add that itâs not that exaggerated (except for the boom at 1:36; I never heard that in the show).
scytale@piefed.zip âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Not the gonna lie, if the ominous music goes off BEFORE I make a mistake or do something dumb in my everyday life, it would actually be helpful lol.
Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Damn, even if it plays while the shit hits the fan it would be pretty helpful - iâm not the best at reading social cues.
Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
I wasnât sure what the deal was until I saw this and was inclined to say no but now Iâm sold, I donât even want the money.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Absolutely.
diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
If I can block the sounds by wearing headphones I would take it in a heartbeat but even if I cant block them, well, I would still do it because I have tinnitus đ€·
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Itâs a purely psychological thing inside your brain; it will cut through the tinnitus. You canât loophole your way around it; you have to hear the sounds at the same noticeable volume a person with normal hearing would.
diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
I guess, I ll suffer with the money and wipe my tears with it. đ„Č
ayyy@sh.itjust.works âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Yes I want a home in California big enough for a family. I donât see any other way of accomplishing that.
Feathercrown@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
waterphone noise
kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
How about I reach out to the editors and offer them 80% of that money to not play any sound effects? Though the interpretation of the editors in question being humans implies they will still know everything about my life in realtime, and Iâm not sure Iâd take that kind of sacrifice
chuckleslord@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
I guess Iâll just cry through the sound effects with the $1.8 million dollars a year Iâll have.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
waterphone intensifies as you dab your tears with $100 bills
Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Only about $1.2 million after taxes though.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Can I invoice them from my LLC instead of taking out a salary?