Comment on People were no less thirsty back then

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• ricecake@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  sometimes.

  I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her.

  There’s a reason Joyce is considered a master of the English language.

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  • Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The picture in the link makes the quote all the funnier.

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    • WR5@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Username checks out?

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  • Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Okay at first, I was choking back laughter and raising my eyebrows to the heavens while reading, but then I clicked the link and was shocked by the sheer horror of quickly skimming the countless horny-jail letters this guy wrote to Nora. Like my jaw dropped likea fucking SpongeBob character 💀

    Nobody should be judging younger gens for their kinks holy shit.

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  • rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bully!

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  • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Pretty sure “naughty farties” is a Sean Paul lyric

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  • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I mean his actual prose isn’t much different, just more confusing

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• TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • lime@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    is that the movie where meryl streep doesn’t know who the father of her child is because she was conceived in a foursome with three dudes who just took turns railing her?

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    • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Think it was three dudes on separate occasions within a week or 2 but I like your version more

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      • lime@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        imagining they were a polycule that broke up makes the movie watchable

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    • obviouspornalt@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That’s not quite the way they summarized the plot on the Oscar nomination, but yes.

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      • lime@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        thanks, obviouspornalt, i trust your knowledge on this.

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    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Mamma mia was such a shitty, anti-feminist film.

      The protagonist can only define herself by who her father is. The mum is an irresponsible/unethical slut that can’t even keep track of who nutted in her, depriving her child of a father.

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      • other_cat@lemmy.zip ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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