Comment on Anon visits a guy's house

Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I asked my wife to pick up ice cubes she dropped because it would be too easy to slip on them. I might have lost it when she then tried to kick them under the fridge.

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• empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  that’s how you get cold puddle of water that you might step your socks in. the biggest ick.

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  • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s true. Under the fridge with ye!

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  • WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    socks? and where are the slippers? or do you keep your fridge in the living room?

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• Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Or just throwing them in the sink? Y’all crazy.

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  • ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They’re on the floor. How would I get them to the sink?? I don’t think even Messi could kick them up there.

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    • stebo02@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So there’s these things halfway up your legs and they’re called knees. These can bend so can lower your upper body towards the floor, allowing your arms to reach the ice cube when extended.

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      • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Instructions unclear, I tried kicking the ice cube while holding it with my hands and got a concussion after falling

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      • Minnels@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        And most of the time people fail with this and instead bend their back.

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      • ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Beyond the Wall we kneel for no man, you expect me to bend it to a bit of ice?

        HA!

        Stupid kneelers…

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• Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is my cats job. If he hears an ice cube fall he will run in, find it, and start batting it around the floor. Within seconds it’s under the fridge.

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  • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I have two cats and one of them can play with a toy reliably for whole minutes at a time without losing it under a piece of furniture, the other one, instantly pushes it under the sofa. Why?

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    • plyth@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      To prevent the first cat from having fun

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    • meowMix2525@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      To watch you fish it out for them

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    • tomenzgg@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I don’t have it on have but some theorize it’s to recreate the endorphin rush they get when you play with them and it’s momentarily out of sight. Having to find it is part of the fun; of course, they’re unable to find it, now…

      Dunno how universally that’s held but I did read it, one time.

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• j4k3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  sock murderer

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