Comment on Avocado

Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  We’re trying to promote hygiene here

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Well they don’t taste like dirty penis either.

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    • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      not as chewy, either.

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      • Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        what a day to have eyes

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    • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      This is gold. Thank you.

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It’s probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.

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  • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Is conservatives into avocado? I was led to believe woke millennials who suffer from bad financial decisions eat avocado toast.

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    • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      They need them for guacamole. Can’t have game night without snacks, after all.

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  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Did you know light beer tastes like cum?

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    • Allemaniac@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      maybe it’s because american light beer is just really close to fucking water.

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    • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Can confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra.

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      • acockworkorange@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Ew. No wonder my wife wants nothing to do with it.

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    • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It smells like piss so I don’t imagine you’re right.

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• lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I showed this to my wife, she agrees.

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  • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Her boyfriend’s penis must be clean.

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    • lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Last I checked mine was cleaner, and I won the swordfight

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• Beero@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Have you ever microwaved a brick of Brie for crackers…smell…pungent. reminiscent of post-coitus. LoL, great for date night

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