I use all forms of octopi interchangeably just to piss off linguists.
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474D@lemmy.world 1 week ago
*octopodes (yes I know octopuses is also correct but the technically correct version sounds cooler)
monarch@lemm.ee 1 week ago
stray@pawb.social 1 week ago
I feel like any linguist upset by non-prescriptive language needs to maybe reconsider their life choices. Imagine telling someone they’re painting incorrectly or being mad at the discovery of a new species.
monarch@lemm.ee 1 week ago
I meant to put the linguist at the end in quotes my bad on that. I was trying to refer to the self styled reddit “linguists” that you would see trying to correct people for using the wrong form of then/than where it was really not appropriate.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Octopi, octopuses, and octopods are all valid pluralizations of octopus in American English.
Conversely, cacti is the only valid pluralization of cactus.
Don’t worry, language itself pissed us off long before you did.
murtaza64@programming.dev 6 days ago
Linguists are probably the least likely people to get upset at someone using the “wrong” word. they might pull out their notebook and start asking you questions though
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 week ago
octopiussi
Zachariah@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Depends on the language. Current standardized American English overwhelmingly list adds
-s
/-es
to make a plural noun. So “octopuses” would be technically correct with “octopodes” and “octopi” also accepted.If you’re writing Latin, you’d want octopi instead. If you’re writing Greek: octopodes.
But English is a democratic language, so feel free to vote often and early on your preferred version.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 week ago
at this point i feel the only sensible answer is to use the most nonsensical form that still sounds normal
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Octothingies is my favorite
RBridger@lemmygrad.ml 1 week ago
To be pedantic, octopi comes from the misconception that octopus is a second-declension noun in Latin when it’s actually a third-declension noun. If you were writing Latin, you’d still want octopodes
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Octopi?
NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Dont you dare use a Latin pluralization of a Greek root word!
Venator@lemmy.nz 1 week ago
I’ll use whatever pluralodes I feel like!
snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Wow, look at all these plurapodes
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Its origin is Greek, but it comes to us through Latin, so fuck it. Plus it’s language, and octopi is understood by fluent speakers
NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 6 days ago
You want 8 pies? What?
PintOShenanigans@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
Octopodes nuts
474D@lemmy.world 6 days ago
I kinda love how this only works if you know the correct pronunciation. For those that don’t, it’s ock-top-oh-deez
fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
Title fixed.
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
*Octopussies
Im_old@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Only Japanese ones