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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  this is why i’m a lesbian

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  • MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    To attract cows?

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  • janus2@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Elementary school me partially discovering I’m a lesbian during “the talk”:

    "Five minutes ago I didn’t even know I had a Third Hole™ and now you’re telling me I’m supposed to put the thing that boys PEE OUT OF, INTO IT!?"

    [She then grew up to very much enjoy putting the thing that girls pee out of into her mouth.]

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• jewbacca117@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Furiously scribbles notes

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• RattlerSix@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Don’t judge those who can’t afford Axe Body Spray

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  • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Unfair comparison, this one actually attracts lady elk.

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    • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’ve been using axe body spray as a lady repellent for years, as well as a man repellent,
      it repels most things actuallily if you just aim it at their eyes

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My first thought was the rinse his eyes of an irritant. Scent makes more sense. No pun intended.

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  • elvith@feddit.org ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It makes scents!

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• Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ah yes, I should’ve figured.

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