Don’t judge those who can’t afford Axe Body Spray
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kamenlady@lemmy.world 1 month agoBull elk, you see, like to douse themselves in urine to attract the females. The urine soaks into their hair and gives them a distinct smell which attracts cows
RattlerSix@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Unfair comparison, this one actually attracts lady elk.
ignotum@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’ve been using axe body spray as a lady repellent for years, as well as a man repellent,
it repels most things actuallily if you just aim it at their eyes
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
My first thought was the rinse his eyes of an irritant. Scent makes more sense. No pun intended.
elvith@feddit.org 1 month ago
It makes scents!
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
this is why i’m a lesbian
MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
To attract cows?
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Yeah, maybe adopt a calf someday.
janus2@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Elementary school me partially discovering I’m a lesbian during “the talk”:
"Five minutes ago I didn’t even know I had a Third Hole™ and now you’re telling me I’m supposed to put the thing that boys PEE OUT OF, INTO IT!?"
[She then grew up to very much enjoy putting the thing that girls pee out of into her mouth.]
Lumidaub@feddit.org 1 month ago
Ah yes, I should’ve figured.
jewbacca117@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Furiously scribbles notes