Comment on Achievement unlocked?

Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Bull elk, you see, like to douse themselves in urine to attract the females. The urine soaks into their hair and gives them a distinct smell which attracts cows

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    this is why i’m a lesbian

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    • MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      To attract cows?

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    • janus2@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Elementary school me partially discovering I’m a lesbian during “the talk”:

      "Five minutes ago I didn’t even know I had a Third Hole™ and now you’re telling me I’m supposed to put the thing that boys PEE OUT OF, INTO IT!?"

      [She then grew up to very much enjoy putting the thing that girls pee out of into her mouth.]

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  • jewbacca117@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Furiously scribbles notes

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  • RattlerSix@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t judge those who can’t afford Axe Body Spray

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    • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Unfair comparison, this one actually attracts lady elk.

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      • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’ve been using axe body spray as a lady repellent for years, as well as a man repellent,
        it repels most things actuallily if you just aim it at their eyes

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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My first thought was the rinse his eyes of an irritant. Scent makes more sense. No pun intended.

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    • elvith@feddit.org ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It makes scents!

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  • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Ah yes, I should’ve figured.

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• Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Regular white tail routinely pee on their back legs so they can scent mark. This is just the alpha/Chad whatever the kids are calling it nowadays move.

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• usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The lady elk love it

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