Comment on *cough cough* GOLLUM *cough cough*

• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What if there were also a bear?

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  • sulgoth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I would try to pet it.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      They’re cuddly!

      Image

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    • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Would you take a selfie with it?

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  • Gork@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Unleash the bear on Tate

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    • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The bear deserves better food

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      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        The bear can just use him as a chew toy.

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    • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      And then shoot him.

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  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hope the two bullets in Tate give it lead poisoning.

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• Artyom@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Wise, Sauron is an unkillable evil unless you destroy the one ring, and if you tried to shoot Gollum, you’d almost certainly miss.

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  • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Are we sure this isnt a fae type situation with Sauron? Like its said you can only kill a fae with pure or true iron but I have found that they are rather susceptible to being hit by a 2001 Honda Civic.

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• Jumi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’d shoot myself and then Tate

  !Just kidding, I’m not suicidal!<

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