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How to lose friends and alienate people

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨MacNCheezus@lemmy.today⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Tsinc@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Depends on where you live.

    todayonline.com/…/indonesian-style-mee-goreng-cak…

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Looks like a fancier version of Nasi Lemak. I’d try it.

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    • RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s called Nasi Tumpeng.

      More like “nasty umpeng” amiriteoramiriteorwhat? holds up hand for high five

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      • photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Idk man, that shit do be lookin kinda fire

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  • GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Allow me to introduce you to a Swedish delicacy: Smörgåstårta (Sandwich cake): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smörgåstårta

    Basically a cake, but made out of layers of white bread and savory things, like for example ham, liver pâté or salmon. The ‘frosting’ or whatever you want to call it is usually based on mayonnaise or creme fraiche.

    It’s really good, for the record. You eat it as a main, commonly at festive occasions.

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    • synapse1278@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The Smörgåstårta is becoming a trend on lemmy ? It’s the second time this week I have to post this superb recipe video !

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  • TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But do you use the flavor packet or no?

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    • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s for the gravy icing

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      • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        But is it creamy chicken, roast beef, shrimp lime or soy sauce?

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    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What kind of dumb question is that? You want a flavorless ramen bologna cake?

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I had to downvote this before upvoting it

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      First click the downvote button, then click the upvote button. Simple, really.

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    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s the stamp of excellence in shitposting.

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  • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That looks delicious and I’d eat it so hard.

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  • Ferrous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Can we stop wasting food for these dumbass “cursed” images? Just goes to show how little we respect our food, the people who work to grow it, or the massive privilege we have to mostly be able to eat whatever we want.

    Put yourself in the shoes of a mom who’s been struggling to feed her kids for weeks on end, and then you see this picture from some American.

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I understand your concern, and I hope you’ll be pleased to hear that I didn’t waste any food making this silly recipe, but simply recycled someone else’s image of it.

      They had already wasted the food making it, might at least make it worth it by getting as many laughs out of it as possible, right?

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  • THE_ANON@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s fu*king raw

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    • half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Oooh baby I like it raw

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  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I would definitely try it.

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What if the icing was beef flavored?

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      • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I would be a little disappointed if it wasn’t.

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  • ivanafterall@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Another way to ensure you're never invited to a gathering.

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  • Mr_Blott@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Whether or not it’s a crime punishable by death all depends on how you massacre the word “bologna”

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Baloni

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  • Maddie@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Who hurt you?

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I had to see it and now you do, too.

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  • niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Looks like anti-vaxx pyramid scheme party food from where I’m standing.

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