Beer’s similar: Give beer sugars, the yeast generates poison to try and prevent other microorganisms from surviving and eventually the yeast poisons its own environment enough that it can no longer continue living.
bread is metal
Submitted 10 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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kbotc@lemmy.world 10 months ago
platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Sounds like humans and yeast have a lot in common.
Guys… are we fermenting someone’s galaxy?
Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
We’re terraforming the planet for an alien species that breathes carbon dioxide.
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Then we drink their poison on purpose.
variants@possumpat.io 10 months ago
Love that poop water
sarmale@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Is there any reason why or it is just a random fact?
CalicoJack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
It’s even worse when you bake sourdough. I’ve been cultivating that yeast colony, caring for it, loving it. It thinks I care, but it’s only being prepared for slaughter.
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
sourdough
yeast colony
Bacterial colony, no?
Also, you kill only half of them each time. For the sourdough starter, it’s like a Thanos-snap coin-flip everytime you bake bread. The bacteria in your current sourdough starter come from a long line of statistically lucky ancestors.
I suppose that’s kind of true for all of us, though…
Rootiest@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s fine they wouldn’t have lived at all otherwise.
You gave them the gift of a happy life and a purpose.
That’s more than most of us get
where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
So, by that logic, it’s ok if one day you eat your teenage child?
pigup@lemmy.world 10 months ago
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
A bit afraid of asking for your prompt
Norgur@kbin.social 10 months ago
Yeast for the yeast god
I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 10 months ago
Loaves for the bread throne
Elephant0991@lemmy.bleh.au 10 months ago
That’s like, yenocide.
dubyakay@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Guess I’m an anti-yeastite!
TheGreenGolem@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Reminds me of the old one with fried chicken: let me bathe you in your dead child.
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
fossilesque@mander.xyz 10 months ago
PoisonedPrisonPanda@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Thats some high quality shit here.
Understood from that post even more than from my biology class.
platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Women after a yeast infection: “Time for some bread, motherfuckers”.
qyron@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Share a thought for all the genetically engineered bacteria strains that produce essencial products to maintain our colective civilization.
UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 10 months ago
What’s wrong with that? The yeasts are being baked after all…
niktemadur@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Bread is murder.
where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
This comment section is better than the post itself.
Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Big ass lussekatter!
ladicius@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You eat their little farts trapped in the dough, you know that?
You are disgusting.
Daft_ish@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That ain’t the only farts I’m eating, honey
Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hey, don’t kinkshame us!
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Your either a smart fella or live long enough to become a fart sniffa
scarilog@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Noo it’s fart smella how could you not get that right
robdor@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
Don’t kink shame
optissima@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
Dutch oven sandwich in every bite