Beer’s similar: Give beer sugars, the yeast generates poison to try and prevent other microorganisms from surviving and eventually the yeast poisons its own environment enough that it can no longer continue living.
bread is metal
Submitted 1 year ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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kbotc@lemmy.world 1 year ago
platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Sounds like humans and yeast have a lot in common.
Guys… are we fermenting someone’s galaxy?
Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
We’re terraforming the planet for an alien species that breathes carbon dioxide.
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Then we drink their poison on purpose.
variants@possumpat.io 1 year ago
Love that poop water
sarmale@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Is there any reason why or it is just a random fact?
CalicoJack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
It’s even worse when you bake sourdough. I’ve been cultivating that yeast colony, caring for it, loving it. It thinks I care, but it’s only being prepared for slaughter.
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
sourdough
yeast colony
Bacterial colony, no?
Also, you kill only half of them each time. For the sourdough starter, it’s like a Thanos-snap coin-flip everytime you bake bread. The bacteria in your current sourdough starter come from a long line of statistically lucky ancestors.
I suppose that’s kind of true for all of us, though…
Rootiest@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s fine they wouldn’t have lived at all otherwise.
You gave them the gift of a happy life and a purpose.
That’s more than most of us get
where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
So, by that logic, it’s ok if one day you eat your teenage child?
pigup@lemmy.world 1 year ago
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
A bit afraid of asking for your prompt
Norgur@kbin.social 1 year ago
Yeast for the yeast god
I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 year ago
Loaves for the bread throne
Elephant0991@lemmy.bleh.au 1 year ago
That’s like, yenocide.
dubyakay@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Guess I’m an anti-yeastite!
TheGreenGolem@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Reminds me of the old one with fried chicken: let me bathe you in your dead child.
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 year ago
PoisonedPrisonPanda@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Thats some high quality shit here.
Understood from that post even more than from my biology class.
platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Women after a yeast infection: “Time for some bread, motherfuckers”.
qyron@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Share a thought for all the genetically engineered bacteria strains that produce essencial products to maintain our colective civilization.
UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 1 year ago
What’s wrong with that? The yeasts are being baked after all…
niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Bread is murder.
where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
This comment section is better than the post itself.
Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Big ass lussekatter!
ladicius@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You eat their little farts trapped in the dough, you know that?
You are disgusting.
Daft_ish@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That ain’t the only farts I’m eating, honey
Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Hey, don’t kinkshame us!
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Your either a smart fella or live long enough to become a fart sniffa
scarilog@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Noo it’s fart smella how could you not get that right
robdor@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
Don’t kink shame
optissima@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Dutch oven sandwich in every bite