Lemmy glitterpost

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• illumrial@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I tried this and it doesn’t work. Took a purple glitter pill and checked my poops for a few days.

  I’m guessing my body just absorbed the plastic. Delicious, Delicious plastic.

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  • Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well, that was plastic, this is 24k leaf.

    I’m not about to advocate anyone waste $450 on something like this, but from what I know of the human body and chemistry, it should survive in your stomach if you take it with food.

    If someone wants to verify, you doo-doo you I guess.

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  • BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The medical examiner will get a glitter bomb when he cuts you open for autopsy

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Great way of making a permanent investment

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    • RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Permanent investment into future health issues.

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• badbytes@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Literally, a shit post.

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• sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Goldschläger is so much cheaper

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• Xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The h’ and l’ below are making me dizzy

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  • kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s mostly the top of the i’ also touching the end of the h’ that makes me gasp for air

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  • rothaine@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Rare vertical keming

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• I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s way too much for glitter. Whose your glitter guy?

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  • Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Blacks.

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    • Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, the Black General Store. There is a white guy selling it.

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• Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That seems way over priced. Seems like it would be the same amount of gold you get in vials at a tourist shop for like $20

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• Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Shlitter

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• Rootiest@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This seems like it would be fun to do before bringing a still sample to the doctor or sending it to one of those labs

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  • Phoenix3875@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or you can just, uh, add powders to the sample.

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• 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well, I’ve seen people sell farts in jars, so… at least this is real gold 🤷.

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• balderdash9@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Makes my dookie twinkle

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• Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Aw man - wasted it on the squirts ☹

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• ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah, now imagine all the people out their panning for gold, no idea where it has been

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The gold was inside of us all along

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  • Maalus@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Put a deposit on the pill, if you return the contents, some other person gets a pill with your gold in it. Don’t waste, recycle

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