slow cooker

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Also too.

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• Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I don’t think the cat can get the slow cooker lid off but there is more than enough of mee to keep her alive for the rest of her life

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What would my dogs eat first? 🤔

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• imadethis@fedinsfw.app ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Bodies cool fast enough that unless you died in a public place, you’ll probably be room temperature. As the meme reply suggests, your body is close to the slow cooker, almost assuredly on the counter of your home/apartment.

  So… a tepid, stinky, far-too-chewy bag of rotting fat, or some delicious potatoes (pronounced like so)? POtatOES!

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• OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Joke’s on you! My slow cookers is on a dead-man switch! If I die, the slow cooker will EXPLODE!

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• warbond@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The top reads like a Mitch Hedberg joke

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  There’s not much meat on me. I’d recommend cooking me low and slow over a wood fire.

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• criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Somehow I misread and thought you were supposed to die in the slow cooker. I was like “what massive slow cookers are you using???”

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• ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Same with grilling.

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• reader@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  that’s too much too eat

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• BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  walking off into the sunset with a wheelbarrow full of car batteries keeping the beans warm

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