You’re so dumb that if there was a competition for the dumbest person on Earth you’d mess it up and come in second place.
Well at least you are not number one
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Klear@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
themaninblack@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Disclaimer: he is a bad man.
I think this meme format is viable.
Fun fact, AFTER he got his JD from Vanderbilt, he got an additional, advanced law degree at Oxford. Yes, that Oxford. Amazing that he was able to keep his accent through all of that.
wjrii@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yes. So genuinely folksy. I have an entirely Southeastern Conference education. Now, I definitely knew some kids who never shed their accents after law school, and frankly I had at least one professor whose public persona, including his teaching, was not a world apart from Senator Leghorn here, but all of them could code-switch and tone it down considerably. It’s basically mandatory to succeed as a lawyer. The fact that he talks like he does says as much about the voting population of Louisiana as it does about Kennedy.
recked_wralph@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I remember hearing that he began leaning heavily into this persona when it won him an election though and it’s not really his baseline.
themaninblack@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Fascinating, thanks for your insight
otacon239@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Not the brightest knife in the crayon shed.
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Dumb as potted light bulbs.
Tbf, I’ve no room to talk. I had a friend who constantly told me ‘it’s a good thing you’re pretty’.
ByteJunk@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I know, and it’s a burden, it distracts from my brilliance.
wjrii@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Kennedy would be a lot of fun if he weren’t 95% MAGA and 5% “oil industry wherever it is slightly different than MAGA.”
Etterra@discuss.online 3 weeks ago
That’s like saying that fucking a honey badger would be fun if it wasn’t 95% beastiality and 5% death wish.
wjrii@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Agreed.
drphungky@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
One of many down-home-country jokes he stole to deliver in his fake accent, during televised hearings just to win pithy comment points when they’re replayed on Twitter. Everyone should watch this amazing takedown of this clown:
nexguy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I wouldn’t mind for “it” to happen.
trojanbark@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
who is this
Burninator05@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
trojanbark@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Thank you
bizarroland@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You’re so stupid that you thought Bose–Einstein condensate was something that you wipe off of your windows.
You’re so stupid that you think that you’re not.
ryper@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Obviously Bose-Einstein condensate accumulates on headphones, not windows. Duh.
Frettchen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Sir I bring you an apple juice so you can outlive me!
luthis@lemmy.nz 3 weeks ago
That guy is the biggest cunt I’ve ever seen in US politics. There will be some serious issue and he’ll interject with his fake ass foghorn leghorn accent ‘deeid you send this tweeit in 2003?’
He can never stick to the actual issue, it’s always character assassination.
droans@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s not entirely true.
For example, sometimes he says “I want to feel your cock in my mouth.”