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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨user224@lemmy.sdf.org⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Monument@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    In systems that accept whitespace, “Live, Laugh, Love” is considered a strong password.

    With that being said, “In systems that accept whitespace, “Live, Laugh, Love” is considered a strong password.” is an even stronger password.

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    • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I love systems that accept “With that being said, “In systems that accept whitespace, “Live, Laugh, Love” is considered a strong password.” is an even stronger password.” as my password.

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      • otacon239@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        For those that have full Unicode support, including newline characters and a very high or nonexistent character limit, using:

        For those that have full Unicode support, including newline characters and a very high or nonexistent character limit, using:

        I love systems that accept “With that being said, “In systems that accept whitespace, “Live, Laugh, Love” is considered a strong password.” is an even stronger password.” as my password.

        as your password is an even stronger password.

        as your password is an even stronger password.

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    • imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thus reads like xkcd

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      • Monument@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That is a wonderful compliment. Thank you.

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  • stopforgettingit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nothing infuriates me more than when they ask me to reduce my 20 char alphanumeric+symbols unique password to a 4 char numeric pin for my security.

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    • Aeder@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My (soon to be ex) bank recently decided to make everyone use their ID card number which can be obtained from many sources and does not change, a username with symbols and numbers and minimal length requirements which cannot be changed and a 4 digit pin code. No 2FA at all, so its only saving grace is that you get locked out at 3 tries.

      I’m guessing they are trying to align everything to their legacy ATM pin code system instead of making the ATM system better.

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      • Warl0k3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Credit unions really are refreshing (as much as a financial institution can be, at least). Mine’s utter shit, but they’ve still gone to unrestricted length ATM pins and options for 2FA / 3FA online access and they support FIDO2 for auth & transaction confirmation. It’s ridiculous how behind the establishment banks are getting.

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      • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        There is something about ATM system architecture that must be so ancient it ran on punch cards. In reality I’m sure it’s COBOL being COBOL but there’s hardly any excuse for a machine to take SO LONG to process a simple transaction.

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  • gastroglizzy@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fun fact: As an anti-scam measure, if you type your password in a comment, Lemmy will automatically censor it for you.

    Like this:

    ************

    Cool, right?

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    • DaveyRocket@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How does mine look?

      Hunter2

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      • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I just see *'s.

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      • joyjoy@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        This is just a css trick. Your full password text is still there in the html.

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      • stinkytofuisgood@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        hunter2 x Hunter2

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      • veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Really the same weak ass jokes from reddit huh?

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    • JayDee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Calm down, Satan.

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    • PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      11 year old me fell for this on runescape

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    • nullify3112@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Covfefe

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  • nullspace@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Your password must be at least 10 characters long.

    ERROR: INVALID PASSWORD ENTERED!!!

    PASSWORD MUST NOT EXCEED 12 CHARACTERS!

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    • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Even better when it doesn’t tell you and just drops the last characters.

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  • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    correct horse battery staple

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    • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      diceware.dmuth.org

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  • shirasho@feddit.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Requiring specific characters reduces the number of permutations. The only thing that makes a password more secure is increasing the minimum length. As the OP suggests, enforcing special characters makes most people just put a special character at the end. What you have effectively done is make the last character so easy to guess that it might as well not exist.

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  • shrugs@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    for real, why is it so hard to count entropy?

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    • Ertain@feddit.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I guess it’s too chaotic.

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And don’t you dare use stuff like , or ç as a special character!

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  • QualifiedKitten@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My new job has us doing various security trainings every month and they also send out fake phishing emails. I initially ignored the emails prompting me to do the training because they require you to click a personalized link in the email to access the training. Eventually, my manager reached out and asked why I hadn’t done the training, so I explained, but finally clicked through to do it. That month’s training was about how a long passphrase is more secure than a list of character type requirements. Guess whose password requirements are a list of character type requirements?

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  • lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I have 5-6 apps I log into for work that all have different password requirements and are on different expiration periods. One of them is so crazy that I have to take 3-4 spins on a password generator before I get one it will accept. We also don’t have a password manager that’s approved to install. So, the result of all this is that I store my passwords in onenote. Very secure. Great job everyone. At least for the less severe ones I can just put whatever number I’m tagging on the end of the usual password I use.

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    • chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      We had a system at one of my old companies that with each password change, you couldn’t have any of the same characters that were in your last password (12 character max so it was never impossible to solve), you couldn’t have the same character in the same place as any of your last 10 passwords, or the same character type (letter or number) in the same space as the last password. Also no special characters.

      The end result was everyone ended up using a1a1a1a1 for the first password, then 2b2b2b2b, c3c3c3c3, 4d4d4d4d, etc. The draconian password requirements resulted in everyone using the same passwords.

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      • lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You know some turd in the IT department was so proud of themselves for coming up with that too.

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    • Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      At work my main password has to be changed every two weeks and has insane requirements and we can only use some shit company approved password manager which I cant even install on a rooted phone. This has resulted me in just changing 1 digit every 2 weeks, 10/10 guys!

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        hunter3

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      • chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I have to do it every 3 months. I’m at [password]27! now.

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  • undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The FBI training I’m forced to take at work suggests replacing characters in that manner. “Just use a $ instead of S!”

    But back in like 2006 I brute forced a dump of 20 Windows passwords in that style on my old Dell single core machine in less than two seconds, and every time I’m shocked people still think this is secure.

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  • JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My last job was at AutoZone and our password requirements were stricter and had to be changed twice as often as my password on our secured computer when I was in the Navy.

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    • LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You never know when them O’reily boys will try and hack you. You gotta be prepared!

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  • Toes@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The new recommendation is 30 character or more passphrases with some noise.

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  • nullify3112@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Let me introduce you to MyP4s$worcl*websitename**@

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  • tatterdemalion@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Lemmy devs still haven’t figured this out.

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  • Strider@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I still stand by xkcd 936.

    Since Noone can know which characters you used, you have to assume all/most. Throw one character in there to be safe, in the middle of a word.

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  • lemmygarden@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I assumed it was password1! Yours is better

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