Floating beard

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• Jaycifer@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Assuming someone is lonely because they’re alone the one time you encountered them is dumb.

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  • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s a joke about a guy wearing a camo.

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    • FatVegan@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      A very good joke to. Redditors on r/funny would piss themselves

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  • BCsven@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’ve tried explaining this to my wife but she doesn’t get it, because when she is alone she is lonely. When I’m alone I’m fine, I enjoy the moment or free time or however it unfolds.

    She used to try to preset get together time with friends for me if she was out of town. Lol. Imma be fine. Movies, books, poetry, artwork, call a friend from 20 years ago, sleep,take hikes, sit on porch with cofeee watching leaves blow in the wind…etc

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    • HereIAm@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Call a friend from 20 years ago

      Are you sure you actually enjoy your alone time? Because that sounds like what an extrovert would say!

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They are talking to themselves…

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• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Dude’s wife made him come to Panera in the middle of his hunting trip.

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  • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    He didn’t catch any fish, so the woman has to feed him.

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    • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Uh. What type of fish you going after thar require camo?

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• BCsven@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I hope this is “Hey babe I’m back from my hunting trip early, wanna grab some grub at our favorite place”, and not “yeah my profile showed a suit, but I always have to be ready when outside in case something kicks off, ya know”

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• lokalhorst@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Can anybody explain what I can see here (or not)

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  • sneezycat@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Guy in camo; joke is that you can only see his beard.

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  • FauxPseudo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    She is his beard. But beyond that I don’t know what else is going on here.

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• Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  DISEMBODIED HANDS!!!1!!111!

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  • mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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