64 if you relax
Uranus is so big!!
Submitted 1 year ago by sag@lemm.ee to [deleted]
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sxan@midwest.social 1 year ago
Metatronz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Butt, lol
Burninator05@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Narrator: He will never be mature enough for that.
ivanafterall@kbin.social 1 year ago
Maybe it happens sometime after 40?
TheColonel@reddthat.com 1 year ago
It doesn’t.
at_an_angle@lemmy.one 1 year ago
My dad is retired and still laughs at pull my finger. Makes me laugh as well.
jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Nooooope
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I honestly don’t know which name is better: Uranus or George.
Yes, the guy who discovered the planet wanted to name it after King George, but everyone said that was too political, so it was called Uranus.
kzhe@lemm.ee 1 year ago
It would probably have been Georgia or some derivative of George.
vaseltarp@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Aragon voice: “But today is not that day!!”
BillyTheSkidMark@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Homer in the distance
^^^no ^^^you ^^^won’t
irmoz@reddthat.com 1 year ago
You’re a nuss.
That’s the official pronunciation. Practice it, and one day you can partake in astrononical discussions without giggling!
ridethisbike@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Nah I’m good fam
Kase@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The great thing about this is that “a” can be pronounced as either long or short a. At least, that’s how it’s used where I live, I’m not sure if that’s actually “correct.”
paddirn@lemmy.world 1 year ago
In mythology, Uranus (or Ouranos) is the son AND husband of Gaia (Earth). They had 18 kids together, but he hated having kids, so he hid the kids inside Gaia… in a cave I guess, presumably not the same cave he was having sex with. In response, she gave the youngest, Cronus, a magic sickle and he castrated Ouranos. So somehow, despite 63 Earths being able to fit inside Uranus, Uranus managed to fit himself inside of Earth at least 18 times.
Hegar@kbin.social 1 year ago
presumably not the same cave he was having sex with
It was exactly the same cave he was having sex with. He refused to remove his penis to prevent their children from leaving the womb cave, so Kronos had to castrate Ouranos so they could emerge.
That's the actual myth.
mapiki@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Every time you think it can’t get weirder.
Capricorn_Geriatric@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Yup, “our years” sounds way better than “your anus”
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That beats the current sharpie record!
betahack@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Jesus christ…do they not teach you anything in school anymore??
astronomers changed the name of Uranus to end that stupid joke.
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Did they change it to George? Please tell me it’s called George now.
Kase@lemmy.world 1 year ago
For real? What’d they change it to?
redxef@feddit.de 1 year ago
Important question, do they mean
- 63V_Earth <= V_Uranus, 64V_Earth > V_Uranus
or
- They actually considered sphere packing and thus 64*V_Earth >= V_Earth
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
What else can you fit in Uranus?
fluxion@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Massive amounts of gas
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
phttt … give me a good milkshake (I’m lactose intolerant) and I can do that too
db2@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
… in the back seat of a stellar Volkswagen.
IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 1 year ago
Siswet: “Only 63?”
Senseless@feddit.de 1 year ago
Is it good or bad that I know what you’re talking about?
IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 1 year ago
It means that you are an erudite person.
bmsok@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Embrace Uranus
MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I hope I can always be immature enough to laugh at this. Life sucks, enjoy the little things. Or in this case the very big space you can fit things into.
SquishMallow@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The day that happens, I’d rather die
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Image
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Why did they have to use “plunge”?💀
dingus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
😳