64 if you relax
Uranus is so big!!
Submitted 2 years ago by sag@lemm.ee to [deleted]
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sxan@midwest.social 2 years ago
Metatronz@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Butt, lol
Burninator05@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Narrator: He will never be mature enough for that.
ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 years ago
Maybe it happens sometime after 40?
TheColonel@reddthat.com 2 years ago
It doesn’t.
at_an_angle@lemmy.one 2 years ago
My dad is retired and still laughs at pull my finger. Makes me laugh as well.
jballs@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Nooooope
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I honestly don’t know which name is better: Uranus or George.
Yes, the guy who discovered the planet wanted to name it after King George, but everyone said that was too political, so it was called Uranus.
kzhe@lemm.ee 2 years ago
It would probably have been Georgia or some derivative of George.
vaseltarp@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Aragon voice: “But today is not that day!!”
BillyTheSkidMark@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Homer in the distance
^^^no ^^^you ^^^won’t
irmoz@reddthat.com 2 years ago
You’re a nuss.
That’s the official pronunciation. Practice it, and one day you can partake in astrononical discussions without giggling!
ridethisbike@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Nah I’m good fam
Kase@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The great thing about this is that “a” can be pronounced as either long or short a. At least, that’s how it’s used where I live, I’m not sure if that’s actually “correct.”
paddirn@lemmy.world 2 years ago
In mythology, Uranus (or Ouranos) is the son AND husband of Gaia (Earth). They had 18 kids together, but he hated having kids, so he hid the kids inside Gaia… in a cave I guess, presumably not the same cave he was having sex with. In response, she gave the youngest, Cronus, a magic sickle and he castrated Ouranos. So somehow, despite 63 Earths being able to fit inside Uranus, Uranus managed to fit himself inside of Earth at least 18 times.
Hegar@kbin.social 2 years ago
presumably not the same cave he was having sex with
It was exactly the same cave he was having sex with. He refused to remove his penis to prevent their children from leaving the womb cave, so Kronos had to castrate Ouranos so they could emerge.
That's the actual myth.
mapiki@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Every time you think it can’t get weirder.
Capricorn_Geriatric@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Yup, “our years” sounds way better than “your anus”
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 years ago
That beats the current sharpie record!
betahack@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Jesus christ…do they not teach you anything in school anymore??
astronomers changed the name of Uranus to end that stupid joke.
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Did they change it to George? Please tell me it’s called George now.
Kase@lemmy.world 2 years ago
For real? What’d they change it to?
redxef@feddit.de 2 years ago
Important question, do they mean
- 63V_Earth <= V_Uranus, 64V_Earth > V_Uranus
or
- They actually considered sphere packing and thus 64*V_Earth >= V_Earth
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
What else can you fit in Uranus?
fluxion@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Massive amounts of gas
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
phttt … give me a good milkshake (I’m lactose intolerant) and I can do that too
db2@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
… in the back seat of a stellar Volkswagen.
IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 2 years ago
Siswet: “Only 63?”
Senseless@feddit.de 2 years ago
Is it good or bad that I know what you’re talking about?
IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 2 years ago
It means that you are an erudite person.
bmsok@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Embrace Uranus
MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I hope I can always be immature enough to laugh at this. Life sucks, enjoy the little things. Or in this case the very big space you can fit things into.
SquishMallow@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The day that happens, I’d rather die
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Image
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Why did they have to use “plunge”?💀
dingus@lemmy.world 2 years ago
😳