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Uranus is so big!!

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Submitted ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨sag@lemm.ee⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Ghyste@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Why did they have to use “plunge”?💀

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    • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      😳

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  • synapse1278@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    64 if you relax

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    • Kase@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Holy shit, you made my day

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  • sxan@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But

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    • Metatronz@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Butt, lol

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  • Burninator05@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Narrator: He will never be mature enough for that.

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    • ivanafterall@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Maybe it happens sometime after 40?

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      • TheColonel@reddthat.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It doesn’t.

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      • at_an_angle@lemmy.one ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        My dad is retired and still laughs at pull my finger. Makes me laugh as well.

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      • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Nooooope

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  • JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Astronomers changed the name of Uranus to end that stupid joke

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  • Mr_Fish@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I honestly don’t know which name is better: Uranus or George.

    Yes, the guy who discovered the planet wanted to name it after King George, but everyone said that was too political, so it was called Uranus.

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    • kzhe@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It would probably have been Georgia or some derivative of George.

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  • vaseltarp@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Aragon voice: “But today is not that day!!”

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    • BillyTheSkidMark@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Homer in the distance

      ^^^no ^^^you ^^^won’t

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  • irmoz@reddthat.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’re a nuss.

    That’s the official pronunciation. Practice it, and one day you can partake in astrononical discussions without giggling!

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    • ridethisbike@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nah I’m good fam

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    • Kase@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The great thing about this is that “a” can be pronounced as either long or short a. At least, that’s how it’s used where I live, I’m not sure if that’s actually “correct.”

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  • paddirn@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In mythology, Uranus (or Ouranos) is the son AND husband of Gaia (Earth). They had 18 kids together, but he hated having kids, so he hid the kids inside Gaia… in a cave I guess, presumably not the same cave he was having sex with. In response, she gave the youngest, Cronus, a magic sickle and he castrated Ouranos. So somehow, despite 63 Earths being able to fit inside Uranus, Uranus managed to fit himself inside of Earth at least 18 times.

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    • Hegar@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      presumably not the same cave he was having sex with

      It was exactly the same cave he was having sex with. He refused to remove his penis to prevent their children from leaving the womb cave, so Kronos had to castrate Ouranos so they could emerge.

      That's the actual myth.

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      • mapiki@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Every time you think it can’t get weirder.

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    • Capricorn_Geriatric@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yup, “our years” sounds way better than “your anus”

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  • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That beats the current sharpie record!

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  • betahack@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Jesus christ…do they not teach you anything in school anymore??

    astronomers changed the name of Uranus to end that stupid joke.

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    • Daxtron2@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s true, they changed it to urectum

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      • betahack@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        🤣

        this guy gets it

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    • Mr_Fish@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Did they change it to George? Please tell me it’s called George now.

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    • Kase@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      For real? What’d they change it to?

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  • redxef@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Important question, do they mean

    1. 63V_Earth <= V_Uranus, 64V_Earth > V_Uranus

    or

    1. They actually considered sphere packing and thus 64*V_Earth >= V_Earth
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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What else can you fit in Uranus?

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    • fluxion@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Massive amounts of gas

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      • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        phttt … give me a good milkshake (I’m lactose intolerant) and I can do that too

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  • db2@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    … in the back seat of a stellar Volkswagen.

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  • IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Siswet: “Only 63?”

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    • Senseless@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Is it good or bad that I know what you’re talking about?

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      • IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It means that you are an erudite person.

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  • bmsok@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Embrace Uranus

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  • MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I hope I can always be immature enough to laugh at this. Life sucks, enjoy the little things. Or in this case the very big space you can fit things into.

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  • SquishMallow@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The day that happens, I’d rather die

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5lWowU52t8

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