when you go to bed and accidentally clip through reality and end up in the bedrooms
MeIRL
Submitted 3 weeks ago by titty_wizard@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/eabff147-d0e0-46ea-92de-c94d4385f692.jpeg
Comments
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
filcuk@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
I fucking wish
athatet@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Wandering around for days trying to find the one spot that’s not too hard, not too soft.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“CLAP ON!” clap, clap
MoffKalast@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Hardtack” clack clack
THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Never heard of the guy until I watched a few (a shitload) of his videos a few months back and now I’m seeing references to him everywhere. Good for him. Seems like a nice guy.
subterfuge@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Buy a sleep mask online and get it delivered to your bed’s GPS coordinates.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Null Island? Where the fuck is that?!
subterfuge@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Look at the bottom of the space between the bed and the wall where all the food crumbs and dirt have been accumulating for years. The null island floats atop the carpet.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
My solution was one of these on a swing arm lamp clamped to my headboard. I habitually turn off the overhead light before I get in bed and turn on the reading lamp. I’ve had the same lamp for almost 50 years. My high school girlfriend wrote her name on the inside of the shade, so, I’d see it at night. It’s still there. I’ve used it to read in bed all that time.
I don’t need a remote or a phone app to handle this.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
So you’re telling me Obsession was a true story? Who the hell carves their name into their boyfriends lamp?!
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Carves? They said wrote. Maybe she just used a Sharpie
toynbee@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
I solved the problem by realizing that I sleep better with the lights on.
JelleWho@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Image a light switch at your bed, or a smart home
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 3 weeks ago
its not AI, is it?
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Before AI, people used to modify images using technology.
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
That’s what smart homes are invented for. We have like 40 light switches plastered all over and also automatic light that follows where we are whenever it’s too dark.
If we go on holiday we often run into doors and walls because we simply untrained ourselves hitting switches 😁
benderbeerman@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Most modern lamp fixtures and ceiling fans just have remote controls… very easy to install and energy efficient. Definitely recommend
nialv7@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Get yourself a zigbee smart light and setup home assistant.
lmuel@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Get yourself out of bed for a few seconds to turn that light off also works
kn33@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No
catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
How dare you
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
So inefficient!
Untamed_Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
move the switch next to your bed trust
atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Or just put 2 light switches, one accessible from your bed
Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
I just put a Hue switch on the headboard and stuck a lightstrip behind it. No harsh lighting, can turn it off without moving. Win win.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Okay Nabu. Turn my bedroom lights off.
(I actually have an automation to fade the lights out at a time, but y’know, gotta cover all the bases)