In the age of Ancients...

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Am I the only one who puts their pygmy in the car the night before so they don’t forget?

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  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Unfortunately, I gotta put this little fucker in a crate or he destroys shit and doing that overnight feels mean.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Yo who up putting’ they pygmy in they car?

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Alas, you left them in all day too, so…

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    • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Well maybe if he wasn’t so fucking furtive!

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  The Triple Tap before leaving home: Phone, Wallet, Keys. It’s now a quadruple tap, because it now includes earbuds.

  I carry a sling bag, so it all goes in there, making it easier, but I still check anyway.

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I go for the quad myself; Phone, Wallet, Keys, and a Can-Do Attitude!

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  • Tikiporch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    So do you tap your sling bag or have to open it up to quadruple tap?

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      I guess it’s still a quadruple tap, but the keys are usually in my hand, and my phone is in my pocket, so only my money and ear buds are in my sling bag (along with a bunch of other stuff: pen, hairbrush, phone charger, etc.).

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    The only people who carry sling bags in my area are drug dealers.

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    • GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      What does it say about your neighborhood when the drug dealers are the most classy people there?

      Oh, is that not what you meant?

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      What kind of drugs?

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  • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    glasses, water bottle, notebook for me too. I’m up to 7. 8 on in-office days when I need my pass.

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• Janx@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  My state banned disposable furtive pygmies, so I’m always forgetting my reusable ones in my vehicle…

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• jbrjake@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  At the late great Robert Anton Wilson would say when making the motion of the cross: “Spectacles, testicles, brandy, cigars.”

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• red_sock@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Leave it out like that? That’s how you get Beds of Chaos!

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• v4ld1z@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  !soulslike@lemmy.zip :)

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