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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  When in New Orleans, change shirt color to black, chips for beignets, and salsa for powdered sugar. The high number of tourists with dark clothes covered in powdered sugar is hilarious.

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  • FenrirIII@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I was very careful about that, but my kids were not. Handprints everywhere

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• MML@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Is that supposed to be the world’s chunkiest salsa?

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  • wander1236@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Pico de gallo

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    • MML@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      So I guess the answer is yes.

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That’s what they make teeth for. Chew chew chew your lettuce and veggies before you shit yourself…

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  • Pudutr0n@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’ve seen chunkier

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  • PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It’s salsa bandera (also called pico de gallo).

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• craftrabbit@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Wait your shirt is made out of canvas? Isn’t that uncomfortable?

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  • TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You never had a linen shirt?

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    • craftrabbit@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I mean you can obviously make a canvas out of linen, but I don’t think linen is the same as canvas, right?

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• FenrirIII@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Spaghetti is my preferred medium

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• rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Amateur hour over here. Take the bowl for yourself and eat over it. No waste

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You completely missed the mark of lettuce shits and white pants, but have an upvote for effort 👍

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I wear my brown pants at Taco Bell now and so should you you fucking amateur.

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  • Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I don’t get all those jokes, everyone on the internet seems to shit their pants for some veggies yet when i eat this stuff i am okay

    Am i a superhero or does everyone forget to eat fibers during the week?

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      noai.duckduckgo.com/?q=cyclospora

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Maybe all that fiber you eat makes you immune to cyclospora.

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• Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Are you my grandma ?

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• supermurs@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Every time

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Real cryptids wear hawaiian shirts

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Salsa topless.

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