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Male ejaculation travels at an avg speed of 28 mph. How come it doesn't blow the back of a woman or male neck out or cause other serious damage at that speed?

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Submitted ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Patnou@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Because mass matters. You’re not shooting tungsten cubes down your urethra (at least, most people aren’t). Rain falls at around 15 to 20 mph and its impact doesn’t hurt either.

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  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Force= Mass x Acceleration

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    • Klear@piefed.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And here I thought it was midiclorians.

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      • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        There’s a vaccine for that now.

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      • homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Take a lap.

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    • marcos@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh, but if you calculate pressure (that is the relevant dimension here), mass goes away and you stay only with density, that isn’t anything abnormally low.

      The answer is probably that the OP’s numbers are wrong or that 28mph isn’t that much.

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  • Solumbran@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Woman or male”

    Gosh these questions never stop getting more and more stupid, this place really needs to be renamed “increasingly stupid questions”

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    • glimse@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      OP is a plague

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  • Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hand to God thought this was gonna be the setup to that 25 mile an hour speed limit joke about there being more than one reason it’s illegal to ejaculate in a school zone.

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    • unitedwithme@lemmy.today ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s hilarious

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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Have you ever tried cumming for an hour?!

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    • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah, but the hard part was running 28 miles.

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      • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Especially in an hour. What am I? Manute Bol?

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    • Patnou@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No but sounds like fun

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  • DrFunkenstein@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html Just gonna leave this here

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    • toynbee@piefed.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      See also: Hancock deleted scene.

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