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Submitted 11 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to [deleted]
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Hupf@feddit.de 11 months ago
modifier@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
I like the sentiment, but one should not trust a racoon in the way you would a friend.
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 11 months ago
NOW you tell me
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Little bastards look cute but they will steal your food and send your pets running for the hills.
match@pawb.social 11 months ago
yeah, a raccoon never fucked my girlfriend
modifier@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
One should certainly hope not.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 11 months ago
Bro just wanted you to know that ho ain’t loyal.
It was a favor, really.
meliaesc@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Lemme really wants me to get into raccoons today…
WillFord27@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Why are the trees… gooey?
wieson@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Green snow
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
acid rain
Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
I mean some lady in colorado tried to do that but preparedness was something she was ready for.
dingus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Good lord people are so fucking stupid. Homegirl watched some YouTube tutorials and decided that she had the knowledge and ability to survive with nothing in the woods. It’s a shame her son had to die because her mother was a dumbass. Even if you’re unhappy with the world, surely you should at least not want to give your child a death sentence.
People like to say how early human days were better than modern times. No, they really weren’t. In the wild, it’s a struggle to survive. We are incredibly lucky to have modern features like electricity, antibiotics, modern heating and cooling, etc.
Are modern times perfect? Of course not and they are far from it. But thinking that trying to survive unprepared in the wilderness is better than living in a modern day developed nation is insane… especially when you’re forcibly bringing your child into it.
baseless_discourse@mander.xyz 11 months ago
God was with them
If a all-powerful all-loving being was with them, it would save them. So either god is not with them, do not like them, or it is not with them.
bucketofcandyfloss@thelemmy.club 11 months ago
Abandon society, befriend racoon
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Step one to befriend a racoon: take that corpse you’ve been hiding in you basement the last few days into the woods and start digging a hole. Once the hole is dug, cut off a limb and cover it in peanut butter and position it in such a way so that the raccoons can’t tell they’re is a hole. Wait until the raccoons fall in the hole and find the alpha racoon. The alpha racoon will either be the largest or most aggressive racoon in the pit, so be careful.
MNByChoice@midwest.social 11 months ago
There is a middle ground. Move to a house in the country. Aim for just barely above shit hole. Leave the cities behind.
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 11 months ago
Finding a house in the country that’s still within reasonable driving distance from city stuff is the dream for me.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
or move to a city that isn’t shit, everyone wanting to live in their own house on the countryside is literally a big part of why we’re in this shit.
cities are good, don’t fall for the conservative propaganda
BoiLudens@lemmy.world 11 months ago
🦝🦝🦝
LengAwaits@lemmy.world 11 months ago
r3df0x@7.62x54r.ru 11 months ago
The industrial revolution and its consequences…
Yadaran@feddit.de 11 months ago
Wikipage made by Ted Kaczynski
m0darn@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
You can’t befriend a raccoon, just ask Buddy the Elf.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Those treetops look… strange
Gork@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Dr. Seuss has a secret raccoon army.
idunnololz@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Mildly penis