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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Those treetops look… strange

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    • Gork@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Dr. Seuss has a secret raccoon army.

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    • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Mildly penis

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  • Hupf@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Learn why people trust wikiHow

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  • modifier@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I like the sentiment, but one should not trust a racoon in the way you would a friend.

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      NOW you tell me

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    • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Little bastards look cute but they will steal your food and send your pets running for the hills.

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    • match@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      yeah, a raccoon never fucked my girlfriend

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      • modifier@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        One should certainly hope not.

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      • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Bro just wanted you to know that ho ain’t loyal.

        It was a favor, really.

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  • meliaesc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    lemmy.world/post/8339106

    Lemme really wants me to get into raccoons today…

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  • WillFord27@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why are the trees… gooey?

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    • wieson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Green snow

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      acid rain

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  • Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I mean some lady in colorado tried to do that but preparedness was something she was ready for.

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    • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Good lord people are so fucking stupid. Homegirl watched some YouTube tutorials and decided that she had the knowledge and ability to survive with nothing in the woods. It’s a shame her son had to die because her mother was a dumbass. Even if you’re unhappy with the world, surely you should at least not want to give your child a death sentence.

      People like to say how early human days were better than modern times. No, they really weren’t. In the wild, it’s a struggle to survive. We are incredibly lucky to have modern features like electricity, antibiotics, modern heating and cooling, etc.

      Are modern times perfect? Of course not and they are far from it. But thinking that trying to survive unprepared in the wilderness is better than living in a modern day developed nation is insane… especially when you’re forcibly bringing your child into it.

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    • baseless_discourse@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      God was with them

      If a all-powerful all-loving being was with them, it would save them. So either god is not with them, do not like them, or it is not with them.

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  • bucketofcandyfloss@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Abandon society, befriend racoon

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  • RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Step one to befriend a racoon: take that corpse you’ve been hiding in you basement the last few days into the woods and start digging a hole. Once the hole is dug, cut off a limb and cover it in peanut butter and position it in such a way so that the raccoons can’t tell they’re is a hole. Wait until the raccoons fall in the hole and find the alpha racoon. The alpha racoon will either be the largest or most aggressive racoon in the pit, so be careful.

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  • MNByChoice@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    There is a middle ground. Move to a house in the country. Aim for just barely above shit hole. Leave the cities behind.

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Finding a house in the country that’s still within reasonable driving distance from city stuff is the dream for me.

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      or move to a city that isn’t shit, everyone wanting to live in their own house on the countryside is literally a big part of why we’re in this shit.

      cities are good, don’t fall for the conservative propaganda

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  • BoiLudens@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    🦝🦝🦝

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  • LengAwaits@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Return To Monke

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    • r3df0x@7.62x54r.ru ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The industrial revolution and its consequences…

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  • Yadaran@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Wikipage made by Ted Kaczynski

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  • m0darn@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You can’t befriend a raccoon, just ask Buddy the Elf.

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