Xbox live days were wild

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• applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  somehow gender affirming bigotry

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  • thenoirwolfess@fedinsfw.app ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    r/AccidentallyWholesome

    – (you don’t need to browse Reddit, there’s a YouTuber called The Click who reacts to subreddits)

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• unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Rule 1: your mother is the biggest object known to mankind.

  Rule 2: despite that, everyone has had intercourse with her.

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  • Abyssian@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s hard not to have intercourse with your mom when she’s so large we’re all inside of her right now.

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    • webp@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It seems your mother has vored us all

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• atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Today, this message would be sent by another gay transfem

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• qwertyasdf@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Well ACTUALLY girls find me repulsive so how about that

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Maybe the sender thinks they’re talking to a Soviet anti-tank missile from the 1970s.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Looks like an early attempt at 1337 speek for 9KILL

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  • uncommoncorvid@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    perchance they were referring to the Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-15

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• Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Used to know a guy who got banned off xbox live for sending a similar message about trading him park place in the monopoly video game.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    i bet you pass go, tophat

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• MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The only girl I kissed was your mom, with my pee pee, son?

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  • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    My mom is dead. Did you use your pee pee a ouija board?

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• Dookieman12@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Kissing girls doesn’t make you quick scope better

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  • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The truth is actually far worse. Cooties slow you down.

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• ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Kiss girls, am girl, am gay, fagot?

  I do love a good fire tbf

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