For those of you kicking it old school

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• PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Get in loser. We’re going to die of dysentery!

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• Sunshine@piefed.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Good thing the FDA is severely underfunded to prevent cow manure water being sprayed on lettuce.

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Don’t worry, they’re trying their best to blame Taco Bell. That’ll make it better.

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    • jqubed@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      So many of the foreigners visiting for the World Cup have missed out on another great American culinary tradition smh my head

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  • Flower@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The budget was cut by Musk. That makes it DOGE Diarrhea.

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• blah3166@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Unfortunately he hasn’t yet

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• Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  oregontrail.fun/the-oregon-trail/play

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  • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Thanks for posting this link. I just died of typhoid, measles and dysentery all in one go.

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• deft@lemmy.wtf ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Poor people ozempic

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  • ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No that’s tape worms

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m gonna ford the river.

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  • JetpackJackson@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You just lost like half your food and an ox

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      They shoulda let you capture bison to replace any lost oxen. I always just bring hella bullets so I can hunt them for all the food I’ll need for the trip. The hunting minigame was the most exciting part of the game lol

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• AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Good news, we have solved constipation. Thank you for your attention on this matter.

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• TIEPilot@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  To think all this could have been avoided if they had just bought (and used) a salad spinner…

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  • SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    From what I understand, that’s not a super reliable way to avoid it. You pretty much have to cook your lettuce to kill it.

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    • ericatty@infosec.pub ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I watched a guest on The Bulwark say it’s a single cell parasite and almost impossible to wash off anything that’s not smooth. It really hides in the nooks and crannies.

      So it’d be impossible to really clean something like a raspberry. You might could carefully remove and dispose of the outer leaves of a head of iceburg lettuce and be safe.

      And that if it’s in a water supply that’s coating the crops we are really in for a shitshow.

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• ThunderComplex@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I love the irony of how if you just eat junk food and try to improve your diet you get punished for it.

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• Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  How are those spiral worm parasites coming along?

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