Reverse cowgirl

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They only live a few months, and they spend three days of it having sex.

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  • pebbles@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If that doesn’t deserve a “hell yeah” then I don’t know what does.

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  • neidu3@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A rough estimate tells me that’s their equivalent of us fucking for 40 days straight.

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    • 87Six@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      well, it wouldn’t be too crazy to say we fuck for a whole year out of like 80 years, with emphasis on the “too”

      well, if you’re not me, that is

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  • Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Because of this. At least they die happy.

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• bagsy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Damn girl!! Go git it!!!

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• HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  More like pegging 😂🤣.

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• Ioughttamow@fedia.io ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Isn’t that pegging?

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  • 404@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s sounding, but with a straw

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    • rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social ⁨41⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Nice

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  • morto@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No. Pegging is what humans do to mimic a fraction of their power

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Me too! Me too! Do me! For a year! Oh…no! Not with lice!

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• lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A very patient human for letting the whole thing happens on their skin

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• fysyszykytypy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sexual conflict over the donation of a nutritious seminal gift - such an astounding phrase coming from the article about the species www.cell.com/…/S0960-9822(14)00314-5

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  • urushitan@kakera.kintsugi.moe ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And what is the charge, receiving a gift? A nutritious, seminal gift?

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• muhyb@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How did they not go extinct like that?

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  • Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t knock it ‘til you try it!

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• bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This reminds me of that Gaffigan bit about whoever discovered the seahorse just doubling down on the mistake about the males carrying the babies

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  • TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s not true?

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    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yes that is why it is a standup comedy bit aka a joke

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• madthumbs@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  In case you ever felt inadequate.

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    get her to peg you, see how long she lasts before getting tired.

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    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      She’s going to be going a lot more than 70 hours if she’s trying to collect sperm that way.

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• homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sperms?

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