All cells are bastards

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• reluctant_squidd@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Imagine going through all the trouble of pulling this stunt off, just to find out that the only thing it really did for society is to give it a new meme template.

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  • kibblebits@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well, if you’re gonna go through all that trouble, don’t unveil the world’s most useless fucking sign. They deserve to be a meme.

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    • erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The vapidness of the original message is what makes the memes work.

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    • sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It was a pretty shit sign.

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    • SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah… a message of peace? Super lame.

      Don’t they know promoting hatred and violence is what all the cool kids are into now?

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    • Allero@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It was made for a proposal

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  • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What is the story behind this new meme format?

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    • erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      edition.cnn.com/…/empire-state-building-banner

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  • Art3mis@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Their sunt was an ad for their netflix special. They are also sponsored by an energy drink comoany. They had the observation deck cleared and stuff.

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  • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But they probably had some really hot self-aggrandizing sex in jail afterwards to celebrate their engagement

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• avidamoeba@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Mitochondria was imprisoned by cells and forced to labour to feed them. ACAB

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  • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    yeah i remember how shocked i was recently when i told somebody “the farmers don’t grow food, the plants grow food”. and they responded with “yeah but that’s their fate. plants literally exist to be eaten” and i was like “what if you said that about people? some people literally exist to be enslaved?”

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    • SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Are you trying to say we need to grant plants personhood?

      I think you might be creating a false equivalence when comparing using plants for stuff to literal slavery. Just a little bit.

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    • avidamoeba@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s pretty horrible. The more I understand abt plants, the more I’m like - shit, this really don’t wanna be eaten.

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• nanometer1625@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Mitochondrion*

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or *are

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• trainsrkool@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  did we just watch the birth of a new meme template?

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• AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Glucose - All the credit goes to mitochondria but no-one ever thnaked me. Without me the mitochondria couldn’t create ATP.

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Do one for rockets…MECO is main engine cut off.

  Better yet MaxQ is when the vehicle has achieved maximum hydrodynamic pressure. All new babies born to rocket scientists are innately ready to declare MaxQ for everything… crawling, mhaaa! MaxQ, when the vehicle is undergoing it’s maximum hydrodynamic pressure! Stroller, trike, bike, trolley… eventually having sex MaxQ MaxQ! MAXQ!!! My vehicle is undergoing maximum hydrodynamic pressure right now baby! Pop! A new MaxQ baby comes out.

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