Trail reviews are so silly

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• HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “The trees are too tall…” LMAO. What is an acceptable height?

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  • Tja@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    About tree fiddy?

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    People get all bent out of shape if you’re over 6’2"

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  • decended_being@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fourteen

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  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Within reason, obviously.

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• iamericandre@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m interested in how the rocks taste

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  • lath@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tastefully salty since you’re supposed to suck out water out of them.

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  • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m convinced that at least that one is sarcastic, looking fun at the other reviews.

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  • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    i was once visiting a salt mine, the rocks there did taste good

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• MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Got lost had to eat my partner to survive. Do not recommend.

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• ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Different trails in the same area… Are all these from the same person?

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• Trail@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What is wrong with my reviews??

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• Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Reviewer one was obviously a geology major.

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• Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  1/5 The water wetted me.

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• decended_being@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I saw pictures of the park online and the trees were so beautiful and green. Colorful flowers everywhere. Came here with my partner on Valentine’s day and it was all dead. Wtf happened? 2 stars. Nice benches though.

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• floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Good strat, trails are not businesses so lowering their average rating doesn’t harm anyone - will just lead to less people there so you can enjoy it more lol

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• TabbsTheBat@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ve been to a fair few forest walking trail type things, and I think there’s only one I could consider giving a negative review to, and that’s mainly cause I could hardly find how to get on it, lol. Mind you, it was also dark, so maybe during daytime the entrance was more obvious, but I got to the signpost/information board for the start of the trail and walked around the clearing for like 15 mins not seeing where it continues. I did eventually get on it… the walk was fine other than the 10,000,000,000 mosquitoes… if I ever go back, I’ll remember bug spray

  (one of the 2 times I got “lost” looking for a nice nature walk. But the other one was really the fault of google maps (and also funnily both were on the same day)).

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• huppakee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tell me a story about the US without telling me it’s a story about the US.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Got attacked by a ‘quatch. God I hate freakin’ samswuanches.”

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• nroth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Central Park is the best nature because people DO clean up the sticks

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