Now I’m here for a good time not a long one like a lot of others but the tradie next door is on the top step of the ladder, 3 stories up taking a circular saw to concrete without ear / eye protection.
Where’s our resident insurance expert.
Discussion Thread 🥪 Monday 15 June 2026
Submitted 3 weeks ago by YarraByte@aussie.zone to melbourne@aussie.zone
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SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
This asshole peed on our bed yesterday, I think as a way to show us how much he hates his new litter pod. So new one out, old one back in.
Catfish@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
What a cute arsehole (!!) Enzyme spray ASAP if you don’t already have it. Fussy toileter sending me broke with the stuff.
Taleya@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
get the concentrate from bunnings, that shit lasts foreeeeeeeeeeeever.
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
I got fancy today and rotated my mattress. It feels so firm and unsquished!
tombruzzo@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
Nothing can could fix my mattress at this stage. I think it’s finally time to put the hand in the pocket and get a new one
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
I had a busy afternoon getting some cooking done for the week ahead. I made a pot of pumpkin soup, a dozen herb & garlic scrolls, a sandwich loaf, four serves of overnight oats and a rattatouille and beef sausage dish to share with my mother in a couple of days. All followed up with pizza which is in the overn for dinner now.
I thought I was running really late getting everything done, but it’s just fooling me by getting dark so early.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
Everytime I give my dog flea/worm etc treatment he yaks. I gave him a chew this morning and he’s had a vom. He didn’t chew it but it did go down with cheese. This dog eats tissues for a living so I don’t know what the problem is.
SituationCake@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
Maybe try a different brand?
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
I just spent half an hour fixing my budgeting spreadsheet because my calculations and my bank balance are out by 9 cents. The complexity of rounding numbers.
StudChud@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
Went out and got ibuprofen (over 30 so I’m still feeling a bit seedy), nail polish (SH 255 Lips Tulips), a pack of smokes (shh), my anti-sads, and two coffees (one for me, one for mein liebe).
For a Monday morning, this has been very productive for me indeed lol
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
For a Monday morning
I’ve been in 2 arguments before 10am today. Almost won both. calls for a rave choon:
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
Hugs in plenty.
StudChud@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
Monday morning rave choon 👩🍳😙🤌
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
I burnt a pork bun in the microwave the other day. I took it out then shut the door. I’ll clean it another day I said. Today is that day.
spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I’m still enjoying my Sunday
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
I followed up pizza with apricot crumble. Today has been a very good day.
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
Going to the gym now because my shoulder is playing up.
Gym after work sucks.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
and time for a sleep, I’m exhausted,
Catfish@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
And the dental specialist is booked out until the end of November. This makes everything 8zillion times harder. If I’ve gotten my brain into gear to make a phone call stuff needs to happen ASAP, being in waiting mode for many multiple months messes up all sorts of other stuff
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
Yikes, I think the wait was about 3 months with my specialist and I thought that was bad. It’s also frustrating when you have waited that long for an initial consultation and then have to wait that long again for whatever procedure they are doing.
Catfish@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
Nothing as drastic as your apt sounds. Possibly Pufferfish juice for TMD. Not keen which is why waiting is worse.
Pilk@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
I have a cleaner coming this arvo for the first time in a while and I’m so excited for shiny taps and neatly folded TP.
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
My tooths are having a group portrait taken this morning. The next step in rhe process of adopting a couple of artificial siblings.
Catfish@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
This sounds horrific, but your phrasing is hilarious.
MeanElevator@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
Was up early to take daughter to work, started work early and smashed out like 2 days worth of work already.
Sometimes I impress myself.
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
And here I am impressed with myself for skipping work. Go you, kick this week’s ass!!
MeanElevator@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
I’m usually not that keen to be honest, but we’re down a couple of people (illnesses) and I have my annual review coming up 😁.
Boss appreciates the effort.
Enjoy your week off. Better than what I’m doing.
useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
FYI , IMAX Odyssey tix go on sale today. Also interesting is, the 6 PM opening weekend time slot are already sold out from a one year ago.
SituationCake@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
I love electric blankets
tombruzzo@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
Since we have some nail polish experts in here; I went to a clothing store the other week and the woman that served me there had on this nail polish that looked black from front on but had this shimmery, holographic silver look to it when viewed on an angle. How’d she do it?
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
My polish today is black with hot pink and orange sparkle topcoat.
StudChud@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
You can layer an opaque base with a glittery/shimmer top coat, or you can buy polish that just looks like that (Holo Taco for example specialises in holographic polish).
Layer takes longer, as one has to wait for each coat to dry before applying the next, but it’s cheaper than buying a holographic polish outright (Holo tacos polish tends to go for approx $15usd per bottle which is insane, and one would have to pay for shipping as well 😱)
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
Revlon does a great holo polishes.
buy when on sale
Taleya@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
I have somehow lost the BRIGHT FUCKING BRONZE lid to the bread tin
calhoon2005@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
In case anyone is looking for a live radio stream of the World Cup, I think I’ve found it on TalkSport.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
had a two hour nap, will sleep early tonight too
bacon@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
Beep Beep 🚚
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Beef and egg sandwich thanks
bacon@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
🥩🥚🥪
Catfish@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
Peanut brittle and tea please
bacon@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
🥜🍬☕️
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
I am not dead. I don’t react strongly enough to foods to be in danger, it’s just horrible.
The allergy specialist said , don’t eat the stuff that will kill you , ie, difflam and other anaethestic drops. Be careful with stuff that makes you sick.
so no milk, no prawns/shellfish, no difflam.
but it’s good to know Imma be ok.
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
That’s good to hear.
Glad you have some answers :)
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
🙂
Catfish@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
I assume you are stupid itchy right now. Glad no food things are dire, no prawn fondue for you!
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
yup, itchy, and prawn stuff is in a lot of thai food, i have to be careful
SituationCake@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
Must be a relief.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
yes 🙂 thanks
and it seems I’m doing everything right
just have to be careful