Just gonna toss this one in here…

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• MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I was at the restaurant when I learned of a Tailor who makes shoes out of raisins instead of leather and I got so excited I ran out on my bill and drove as far as I could to the Tailor to get my hands on some of those sweet raisin shoes. When I got there he had several live mice in a bowl of ice all jamming out to rat in a cage by smashing pumpkins and then suddenly they erupted in laughter and ate my brand new raisin shoes. The tailor then charged me 1800$ for the shoes and refused to validate my parking so I got a 500$ fine. So I went home to my wife and told her we have to sell her car because the ice mice ate the raisin shoes I paid for and we can’t afford her car payments anymore. She stared me right in the eyes and immediately pounced on me and we made the most passionate love we’d ever made. It absolutely saved our marriage and with our new found passion we started a couple’s only fans and made 5200$ in our first month.

  After making enough money to buy her a new car she left me for a woman who dresses as Bozo the clown for a living. Every now and then we have a three-way but I just really really want a pair of raisin shoes.

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  • ArchAengelus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This was a wild ride.

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    • MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Almost as wide as that time I got high and watched old family guy episodes that I haven’t seen in like 20 years

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  • SiegeRhino@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    happy for you

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  • the_tab_key@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Uh huh

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  • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don’t dress as Boco. I AM Boco to my core.

    If you can’t respect that, I’m going to start bringing the tailor’s jovial mice to Debbie’s threesomes to feast on your nuts.

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  • X@piefed.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A story as old as, well, something.

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• Prove_your_argument@piefed.social ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This post is missing corn.

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  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    BEANS ARE ENOUGH.

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    • Prove_your_argument@piefed.social ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Now you’re gonna tell me you don’t want rice with your beans That is not very latino sounding.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Despite all my corn, I’m still just a rat incest porn.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    those are cornbeans

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• Misty@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Thank you Rat in some jeans, surrounded by beans.

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• radiofreebc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Giving Robert F. Kennedy Jr vibes.

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  • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t defame Jeans Rat like that!

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• Magnum@infosec.pub ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  WHERE CORN???

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• asteriskeverything@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dammit now I have another version of lyrics I hear/sing

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• X@piefed.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Despite all my ham, I am still just a rat in a jam.

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• kibblebits@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  SP❤️

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• flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fuck yeah!

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