Submitted 2 hours ago by phudgins@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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An open pizza box showing a pizza being snatched by a cat’s paw reaching through a side hole in the box. Caption above reads: “So that’s what the holes in pizza boxes are for”
Some people say pineapple is the worst thing you can put on pizza. I posit that poo paws are worse.
Cats clean themselves. Those are saliva paws.
What kind of weak ass pizza is that?
Looks like salami pizza. Without salami and cheese.
Silly cat, how are you going to get that big pizza through that tiny hole?
One tiny piece at a time. That what the foot knives are for.
Cats spent years and millions of human dollars lobbying the pizza industry for these crime holes!
Mmm pizza
My germs
Godric@lemmy.world 28 minutes ago
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