Submitted 3 weeks ago by phudgins@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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An open pizza box showing a pizza being snatched by a cat’s paw reaching through a side hole in the box. Caption above reads: “So that’s what the holes in pizza boxes are for”
Silly cat, how are you going to get that big pizza through that tiny hole?
One tiny piece at a time. That what the foot knives are for.
Foot knives… heeehhee
Cats spent years and millions of human dollars lobbying the pizza industry for these crime holes!
What kind of weak ass pizza is that?
Think they just let the cat have that one.
Looks like salami pizza. Without salami and cheese.
Mmm pizza
My germs
i need dis…
Y’know I’ve never tried eating a pizza by just taking fistfulls of it, maybe I should though
“I didn’t do nothing!”
Skyline969@piefed.ca 3 weeks ago
Some people say pineapple is the worst thing you can put on pizza. I posit that poo paws are worse.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Cats clean themselves. Those are saliva paws.
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Yeah, but they clean their butt with the same tongue, so…