oh look a toy!

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• subOrange@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Birthday cards are to be read three times only:

  • Once you get it, pretending you read all of it.
  • Once the party is over and you are ready to throw it into a drawer somewhere.
  • Before throwing it to the bin.

  More than that you are vanity deprived.

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  • big_slap@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    stuck on step 3 with the last christmas card my grandparents gave me

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    • subOrange@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ok, dudes, you need to stop being so real for once. I was meaning to be funny and now I’m tearing up.

      Sorry for your loss, I wish I had something personal written to me by my grandparents. Cherish that card!

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    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Im hoarding so many for that reason. Looking at the pile like this is gonna hurt like fuck in a decade or so

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Maybe they’re homesick and it’s got a long note from their mom

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s two too many.

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• Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “What is this box ?”
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  “Oooh my old water ring game. I think I deserves a little break from cleaning”

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  • adarza@piefed.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    we had all kinds of these things. mom loved ‘em. grandma loved ‘em. even grandpa would play for at least a little while before going back to the weather channel on tv.

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• Sunshine@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My kid every time. What are you even doing dude? “I found all my skylanders” room still looks like a tornado went through it.

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• FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why do I have no unique experiences

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Have you tried shoving a red hot fire poker up your urethra? I’m confident that’d be a unique experience.

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    • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      sometimes I give people random tags just for shits and giggles and I always appreciate when I get a reminder of why:

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• PapaStevesy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Technically that’s the pov of the roommate of someone who cleaned their room too hard.

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• catbum@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “I must now apply every color contained in this fifteen-year-old eyeshadow palette onto my face.”

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• rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is it really cleaning if you don’t end up taking a nostalgia trip at least once?

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• wieson@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is one for the family group chat

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• MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is me after a night of drinking dayquil and NyQuil while surfing the web using a skamtebord instead of a computer.

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Grandma I’m 36.

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• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  LAMP

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