Truly a shitpost
wash and wash and wash, still there
Submitted 1 month ago by wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to [deleted]
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NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world 1 month ago
hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 1 month ago
clean your mustache bro
ashenone@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
He doesn’t know how to use the three seashells
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 1 month ago
Remove the nails with pliers.
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Is that like “I want the smell gone but my cleaning isn’t working”? Or more like “I can’t quit you”?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Either the problem is occurring upstream (you need to change your diet. Eat some bismuth subgallate yes it really works) or light a match or wash with a good soap. One that is nice to your skin and has lotions and oils and scents and shit and shea butter and good stuff. Sometimes smells just get stuck in your nose too.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
The smell being stuck in my nose is any interesting theory, but it doesn’t really explain the lingering taste as well.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh I’m sorry. You must have been in the bathroom after me. I have not been eating my bismuth subgallate I am in a feud against the neighbors and am biological warfaring them. More. Garlic.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Touché
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
This is a real shitpost
webpack@ani.social 1 month ago
you can never wash it all away…
(deltarune reference)
jobbies@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Bleach. You need bleach bro
shalafi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I prefer lye. Can’t stand the smell of bleach.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Y’all ever heard of toilet paper??!?
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Gotta really get in cuticles and close to nail bed under the nail. Use a family member’s toothbrush to help get those hard to rid of shit smells.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Thanks, I think you’re kinda cuticles too.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Use an electric toothbrush on your teeth. Save the free dentist toothbrush for guests and shit like this