wash and wash and wash, still there

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• okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Gotta really get in cuticles and close to nail bed under the nail. Use a family member’s toothbrush to help get those hard to rid of shit smells.

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Thanks, I think you’re kinda cuticles too.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Use an electric toothbrush on your teeth. Save the free dentist toothbrush for guests and shit like this

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• NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Truly a shitpost

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• hypnicjerk@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  clean your mustache bro

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• ashenone@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  He doesn’t know how to use the three seashells

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• RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Remove the nails with pliers.

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• i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Is that like “I want the smell gone but my cleaning isn’t working”? Or more like “I can’t quit you”?

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• diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This is a real shitpost

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Either the problem is occurring upstream (you need to change your diet. Eat some bismuth subgallate yes it really works) or light a match or wash with a good soap. One that is nice to your skin and has lotions and oils and scents and shit and shea butter and good stuff. Sometimes smells just get stuck in your nose too.

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The smell being stuck in my nose is any interesting theory, but it doesn’t really explain the lingering taste as well.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Oh I’m sorry. You must have been in the bathroom after me. I have not been eating my bismuth subgallate I am in a feud against the neighbors and am biological warfaring them. More. Garlic.

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    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Touché

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• webpack@ani.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  you can never wash it all away…

  (deltarune reference)

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• jobbies@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Bleach. You need bleach bro

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I prefer lye. Can’t stand the smell of bleach.

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    • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Y’all ever heard of toilet paper??!?

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