Truly a shitpost
wash and wash and wash, still there
Submitted 2 months ago by wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to [deleted]
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NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world 2 months ago
hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 2 months ago
clean your mustache bro
ashenone@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
He doesn’t know how to use the three seashells
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 2 months ago
Remove the nails with pliers.
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Is that like “I want the smell gone but my cleaning isn’t working”? Or more like “I can’t quit you”?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Either the problem is occurring upstream (you need to change your diet. Eat some bismuth subgallate yes it really works) or light a match or wash with a good soap. One that is nice to your skin and has lotions and oils and scents and shit and shea butter and good stuff. Sometimes smells just get stuck in your nose too.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
The smell being stuck in my nose is any interesting theory, but it doesn’t really explain the lingering taste as well.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oh I’m sorry. You must have been in the bathroom after me. I have not been eating my bismuth subgallate I am in a feud against the neighbors and am biological warfaring them. More. Garlic.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Touché
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is a real shitpost
webpack@ani.social 2 months ago
you can never wash it all away…
(deltarune reference)
jobbies@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Bleach. You need bleach bro
shalafi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I prefer lye. Can’t stand the smell of bleach.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Y’all ever heard of toilet paper??!?
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Gotta really get in cuticles and close to nail bed under the nail. Use a family member’s toothbrush to help get those hard to rid of shit smells.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
Thanks, I think you’re kinda cuticles too.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Use an electric toothbrush on your teeth. Save the free dentist toothbrush for guests and shit like this