Everyone always forgets that the Genie takes your wish literally

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• danekrae@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You also have to be very specific, when using AI to create photos for you…

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  • PlanchetteGhost@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ew, AI

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  • jpablo68@infosec.pub ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well if you asked for a hot chick riding a giant black cock you got what you asked for…

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    KFC has certainly gone sideways

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  • brokenwing@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    unzips the pants

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    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Why do you have a chicken in your pants?

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• cenariodantesco@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  she wished for a black chicken :))

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  • Denvil@piefed.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    She wished for a BIG black chicken :))

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    • cenariodantesco@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      hey I didn’t said it, you did :))

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• Kind_to_Everyone@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That is a Ayam Cemani. They are an entirely black Indonesian chicken breed that is the most expensive to buy in the United States. Their meat is supposedly higher in protein, and also entirely black.

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• MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Asked for a great black bird for to perch upon her shoulder.

  Did not get a raven. :(

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• IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  she was planning on eating it anyways

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Genie… I wish I had a big fat cock to suck and eat”

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      they sell them frozen at every grocery store.

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    oh no

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• JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I finally got her to snapchat herself playing with a big black chicken.

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yeah, I know, that’s why a midget with a piano moved in with me.

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  • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You mean you didn’t actually wish for a 13" pianist?

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    • Asafum@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      When the genie said all wishes had to be written I knew I was duumed. Stoopid spelling mistakes…

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