How to speedrun getting shot in the US
Here I come!
Submitted 2 months ago by toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online to [deleted]
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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
wjrii@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Show what you know! In most parts of the US, there is no train!
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
What part of the body is the US and why is he aiming there?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 months ago
chuckleslord@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“How do we show that this character is a man?”
“Hmm… give him, like, absolutely no ass.”
“Perfect! Now straight men won’t be confused about the dummy thick”
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well that and also put a text starting with “guy” right on top.
chuckleslord@lemmy.world 2 months ago
… the text was added later, my friend
Viceversa@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t know, it looks like a reasonable amount of ass
chuckleslord@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ah! You got the same amount of ass as me. Flat assers stand up! Just be sure to grab your pants, so they fall down when you do.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Finally realistic body proportions in media!!
vonProteus@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Can you share the version without text? I would like to set it as my wallpaper.
toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online 2 months ago
Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Goddamit, I don’t remember Hyperion being anywhere near this cool. I might to reread.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Goochie goochie
catharso@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
hyperion? shrike?
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yep. That gun won’t do anything.
Sturgist@piefed.ca 2 months ago
Might… uhhh….tickle a bit 😉
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
Kassad? Just about to get tickled?
janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Kassad really would put his dick in anything, huh
ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 2 months ago
is this… is this a supervive reference?
Ethalis@jlai.lu 2 months ago
It’s a reference to the book Hyperion by Dan Simmons, but now I’ve just learned that a recent videogame apparently has references to it
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wait, what sci fi am I seeing?