How to speedrun getting shot in the US
Here I come!
Submitted 3 weeks ago by toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online to [deleted]
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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
wjrii@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Show what you know! In most parts of the US, there is no train!
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
What part of the body is the US and why is he aiming there?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
chuckleslord@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“How do we show that this character is a man?”
“Hmm… give him, like, absolutely no ass.”
“Perfect! Now straight men won’t be confused about the dummy thick”
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Well that and also put a text starting with “guy” right on top.
chuckleslord@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
… the text was added later, my friend
Viceversa@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I don’t know, it looks like a reasonable amount of ass
chuckleslord@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ah! You got the same amount of ass as me. Flat assers stand up! Just be sure to grab your pants, so they fall down when you do.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Finally realistic body proportions in media!!
vonProteus@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Can you share the version without text? I would like to set it as my wallpaper.
toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online 3 weeks ago
Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Goddamit, I don’t remember Hyperion being anywhere near this cool. I might to reread.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Goochie goochie
catharso@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
hyperion? shrike?
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yep. That gun won’t do anything.
Sturgist@piefed.ca 3 weeks ago
Might… uhhh….tickle a bit 😉
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 weeks ago
Kassad? Just about to get tickled?
janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Kassad really would put his dick in anything, huh
ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
is this… is this a supervive reference?
Ethalis@jlai.lu 3 weeks ago
It’s a reference to the book Hyperion by Dan Simmons, but now I’ve just learned that a recent videogame apparently has references to it
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Wait, what sci fi am I seeing?